Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?
I need a shower.... so bad... v_v
After spending over a day in a hole (thanks SO much Stephen-san) and then searching for Mugetsu...

Ah... but at least I found Mugetsu. Even if it took me hours to talk him into coming home...
And at least I have my skillet back... even if I had to pay for something that was rightfully mine in the first place.
I have this sudden urge to be greedy with it and never cook for anyone again. Hmph.
Then... I guess they could just cook things themselves... and I'd probably miss working in the kitchen...damn.

I guess there is a bright side.. I won't have to move cabins for a while, since I've been staying in Dogwood anyhow...
But what is this bogus game? Build a jet pack?! I don't know the first thing about making something like that!
I also hear my partner is violent.... this isn't going to be another Kronos episode.... is it.......? ;~;

So take that!

Now where the heck am I? >=x

I've learned that Mugetsu is very good at alerting me when someone is nearby, especially when it is Gin. I think Mugetsu is harboring some hate for you, Gin. AND SO WHAT IF I AM CHEATING? I LIKE NOT BEING PASSED OUT IN LESS THAN SAFE PLACES. Which is where people like to hit me for some reason I woke up this morning surrounded by monkeys. By the way, they hit me with this stuffed thing while I was trying to get away. I think it might be yours Ryuuichi. It doesn't entirely resemble your bunny anymore though... I'll try to sew his arm back on and find him a new eye when it is safe venture toward the shop keeper.

Also, Kurapika, you shouldn't have much to worry about in the bathroom anymore. Unless he found another similar spider around here, Mugetsu ate it. ^_^;

[Edited at 10:50am] Damnit journal! Don't tell people where I am all of a sudden!
Ichimaru! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! You're lucky I got out far enough so I didn't DROWN! I almost kicked you all the way in on my way out! You're looking tiny and you're still asleep! HAHA WHATEVER YOU DID TO ME I GOT YOU BACK!
Mister Watanuki and I plan on traveling by boat over to the beach in order to cool off from this abnormal weather. If anyone wishes to join us, please meet us at the boat house in half an hour.
The last few days have been... frustrating. I spent more time than I would have liked glued to the chair I was suppose to be working on. WHEN I CATCH YOU, YOU LITTLE BON-BON, I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOU IN THE DRESSER AND LOCK IT! We had been doing so well, too. I thought we were getting along.. but Kronos obviously has worse temper issues than I originally thought. When I accidentally tripped over him he decided to glue my pant leg to our chair. You do realize that in my attempt to free myself I had no choice but to destroy half of the chair? Now we have to fix it.

Oddly, I've been feeling a little lethargic... I wonder if Dolly-san's scary friend is around... or maybe Chacha fed me something bad again. She did offer me some of her dinner the other night when Kronos dumped my meal over my head in revenge for tying him up. It is a little weird to see Chacha.... as she ...he?... oh never mind. At least I missed out on all the horror that apparently occurred... I guess being glued to a chair had its advantages.

Also, Ryuuichi, while it is flattering you decided to paint my cabin as well... might you refrain from including me in everything you and Kenshin do? He's kind of clung onto you like a safety net it seems, Kenshin... maybe you could give him to Gin for babysitting? At least anything he puts in that mans mind you won't have to worry too much about. He's not an impressionable six year old, after all. Even if he acts like one.
Ahhh, I haven't been up this early in a while. It feels good to watch the sun rise and feel the heat on my face... AND IF YOU DON'T QUIT YOUR BLASTED YELLING I'M GOING TO DO MORE THAN TIE YOU FROM THE CEILING, KRONOS! I won't hesitate to gag you! I know you said I should be careful, Kenshin... but there are only so many death threats a person can stand before they crack. Besides, he was trying to use the glue gun to stick card board to my face! I'M NOT THE BASE FOR YOUR SATANIC CHAIR, YOU PRICK! At least we know he can't hurt anyone now. Does anyone have any duct tape? His dirty mouth is really something Chacha shouldn't have to hear.

or if anyone has a bat, we can beat him like a pinata.

... how did I end up in a different cabin? Where's Chacha and that annoying man Gin?
It has been quite an eventful few days on the Island. First Lady Kyoko presented a most enthusiastic dance in her Bo costume. Some of us joined in for a while and were treated to her joy at the exercise. Mister Lee appears to have made it to the village just in time for the entertainment. Lady Kyoko seems to have overtaxed herself but I understand Mister Kaoru has been assisting her in her troubles.

Sometime during this Mister Watanuki was kidnapped by some of the local wildlife and we only discovered his situation after the fact. Mister Kurapika and I traversed the river in search of him and finally found him amongst his new crocodile friends. They seem very friendly with him, but I am afraid my hakama are in tatters after our rescue attempt. I fear I may have lost them altogether had it not been for Mister Kurapika's ingenious use of a very large stick. It seems the crocodiles enjoy fetching. We made off with Mister Watanuki during the ensuing stampede for the stick.

I fear one of the animals is staking out the camp, please take care when wandering, all of you.

A few cuts and bruises later and a visit to the infirmary and we are much better for it. The nurses there are quite good, I think Doctor Takani would enjoy learning from them. The healing touch is something wonderful indeed. Upon returning to the cabin I witnessed Lady Kiryuu being bodily thrown from the Latrines and I must say, she received some height. I admire her determination. She seems unwilling to ask for help even when it is offered so I shall leave her unless she loses consciousness.

I think I should check on Mister Watanuki to be certain he is recovering well.
I never knew a person could be possessed by an animal spirit... WHO KILLED THAT POOR CROCODILE?!?!? I DEMAND TO KNOW! BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID JERK, I'M NOW STUCK WITH A GROUP OF SAVAGE LIZARDS! They seriously won't let me go anywhere... I must have acted so.... reptile like when possessed that they decided I actually WAS their long lost brethren, despite the fact I have no scales. It took me this long just to get to my computer! I'M NEVER GOING INTO THE WOODS FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!! I'D RATHER DIE! NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY! I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH AS LONG AS YOU! NOOOSDHJK;WSD4TFHGNI0POW EKSD 
Miss Chacha, Mister Watanuki and I parted ways last evening. I have moved into Chitalpa Chalet with Mister Kurapika and Captain Ironfoundersson. I have not seen the good Captain but Mister Kurapika and I have settled in comfortably.

I came across Mister Watanuki strung up in the tree today and cut him down with a knife from the galley. It took a while because I do not think those knives are meant to cut rope. All the blood had rushed to his head and it took a while for him to recover himself enough to walk straight. I see he is doing much better and is back to his old spirited self now. This is such a relief. I really did not think I had the ability to exorcise the demon from his body. I also saw no bright lights in which to jump inside and save him. The demon was very aggressive as well and unlike in the movie it was not confined to a single house.

I apologise to Miss Chacha, I had no idea the movie would be quite so terrifying. Mister Watanuki, if you could just try to help her if she has nightmares, I would appreciate it.

Welcome to the newest people on the Island. I hope you are all doing well still. This place is quite trying but we must make the best of a bad situation, no?

With the interest of getting to know some of you, I have decided to pass the game along to Mister Lee. Mister Lee, truth or dare?
I like this game!! I get to stay with Papa Gin-san too!! =D He hasn't been around much, but when he is he teeches me all kinds of things! Like, did you no that there are speshal balloons that only boys can uze? They're called condumms! They must make boys very happy if they have their own balloon!! =D

Oh! And Papa Gin-san says my majik is like the "messed up Bunkai from hell." =D I askd him if that was a good thing. He wuldn't ansrr. So that must be good! =D

Wussymonkey-san is staying with me again. He screems too much. I like him with the crazy thing that was "sucking his braynz out" according to Papa Gin-san. Papa Gin-san is right. ~_~*

If I would stay with Mama Ken-san and Papa Gin-san togethur then that wuld be the best! Oh! And Princess Geezelle too! I like her lots! OH! OH!! And FUZZY-SAN!! He's so fuzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I love him!! I hug him lots and lots and lots!! Then he ran away. =( Come back Fuzzy-san!!

Okay! I get to ask a question for the game! Umm...

COATTIE-SAN!! Truth or dare!?! =D
I'm going to kill you Gin! Kill you, kill you, kill you! Did you have to tie me from a damned tree?! HUH?! You even left me there for a whole day!! I had to wait for Kenshin to wander by and finally untie me!! You two new people are no better than he is also! They just walked by and left me there! That stupid carrot head even laughed at me! Why do I have no recollection of what happened, either? There's also this big lump on my head... what did you hit me with, Gin?! I hate you! I can't believe I have to live in the same cabin as you! The island is a jerk! I hate hate hate hate it more than anything! AND WHY IS THERE A GHOST HANGING OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW?! She keeps glaring at Gin. GAH, now she's pretending to slit my throat! I want to go home!! YUKO I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR SENDING ME HERE!!

Oh... and apparently a new game started...it's sounds like a really stupid game too. Who plays truth or dare anymore? Whatever I guess I have to ask someone...

Kenshin, truth or dare?
I've been requested by several members of the troop ta take care of ya but in order ta work this out I guess we gotta negotiate a bit. Consider negotiations open, ball’s in yer court.
Miss Chacha, right, Mister Watanuki and I all went out searchin' for Mister Kaoru last evenin'. Miss Chachan 'as been right excited ever since 'avin' breakfast wiv Lady Kyoko. We spent a long time searchin' and Miss Chacha fell asleep so Mister Watanuki and I took turns carryin' 'er. We finally stumbled across 'im this mornin', right, he'd been farffer from the river than we'd imagined.

The deer are tenacious. Me kimono is ripped again, poor fin'. I 'ad ter ask Mister Kaoru ter jump from the chuffin' tree once I drove them hammer and tack a wee. I'm a wee 'urt that 'e seemed ter ffink I wouldn't cotch 'im. I'll get out me spoons.

Neverffeless, we made it hammer and tack to the village before sunrise, init?

I discovered, yesterday, the bloody most amazin' device in us cabin. It is a large box (of the size yer might ship a vase overseas) that lights up wen yer turn it on and wee blokes move inside like movin' photographs! Oi! Miss Chacha insisted on wotchin' a painted moovee called Oliver and Company. She seen the chuffin' dog and kitten on the bloomin' cover and began shoutin' Riiya-kun over and over. The pictures tell a story and move and dance and singg. It truly were amazin'. The blokes 'oo made it must also be right creative in uvver ways as well because they 'ad strange fast movin' carriages wiv no 'orses ter move them at all and them dog and bone devices in normal 'ouseholds. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? There were buildings as well, built far up into the sky.
Seven hours have passed without experiencing those disturbing laughter intervals, perhaps I am finally cured. Though... The past days have been fiendish. For some reason, the narcolepsy always affects me when I am at the Galley. During breakfast, lunch, and dinner... It's so embarrassing. Last night, I was having dinner while Kenshin tried to help Chacha eat the soup. He picked the spoon, and the next thing I knew, my face was in the meal. When I awakened, I saw Gin snickering something about bork and schnipp.

Coincidentally, last Sunday our team was awarded shampoo and doubloons, which has been incredibly useful. My hair was starting to resemble a nest. I was also given eight doubloons and some of my original clothes. I dare not ask how the Island managed to obtain them. I needed new clothes, my blue tunic was partially gnawed on by a ferocious badger.

New residents have arrived, Stiltzkin, Miss Kyoko and another adolescent, but he has not interacted much. I suppose he is still somewhere in the forest, wearing a dress. Chacha is very amused with Stiltzkin and 'Bo', she has attempted to hug them mercilessly. As much as her perception allowed her to, though.
Miss Kirkyuu's condition remains without change, at least she no longer complains of the nocturnal laughter. She even stated I snore, which is completely untrue. It must have been Captain Ironfoundersson or Potato.

Regarding Watanuki... He has recovered completely. Except for the fact he seems to have obtained some courage. Perhaps it is a temporary symptom.
I'm still not feeling very well. I wonder if I have a cold. I have no other symptoms besides being really tired though. Maybe I over did myself somehow. I don't know. There was a lot of noise in the cabin tonight... I was too exhausted to turn around and see what was going on. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA*UHKAJND I'm so tired of all this laughing!! It's coming in fewer intervals than before but it has begun to hurt. It isn't helping at all! I wonder where Dolly-san and his friend are... my bed is empty for on----
Kupo! Now that I have become quite the proficient master of this technological contraption, it appears that I am finally able to make contact with all of you residents out here in the jungle!

Greetings! I am Stiltzkin, Traveling Moogle Extraordinaire, purveyor of rare artifacts and powerful weapons that have…um…gone missing for the current moment. Alas, it is a most precarious predicament I have been stationed in; but I am handling the loss with amazing grace! Apparently going into a cave that says: “DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!” was not my most brilliant of plans. But on a happier note, it seems that I have crossed uncharted lands outside of Gaia, Shella, or The World That Never Was. Strange place, that last one. To a nomadic Moogle like myself, this place opens up a whole new world of opportunities and rare items to bring back and sell! Oh the profits! I can see them now, and it has my tiny antennae in a giddy tizzy, KUPO!

It appears, however, that I am to encounter quite the array of volatile beasts along my treacherous journey! Already I have been made a portable to-go snack of a flock of fawns who found my tush plump and tasty. Kupow! All the fur is gone from my tiny behind. Nothing more than a stump of bitten skin and tail remain at the moment. I feel strangely violated by the actions of said carnivorous deer. But this shall not deter me from my mission at hand.

Some of you I have already made acquaintances with; but my methods have been to always know the clientele that I am working with along with their shopping wants and needs. So if you would be so kind as to introduce yourself as well, I would be most appreciative of the gesture!

On a separate note: Does anyone have any sound shelter for me to stay in for the night and rest my sore little bum before I go back out again? I fear I might be made the snack of yet another hungry creature should I let my guard down at night without my proper supplies that usually kept me hidden from sight. Kupo!
Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotarou! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I wake up inside a BOX! And once I make it out I find myself in a TREE! I must have fallen from pretty high up too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS DRESSED AS BO!! He has a lot of padding. I could have broken something. Where are my clothes? I usually wear normal clothes under Bo! I can't chaaaaaange... wahhh~!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy tree is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a jungle. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I don't see anything but trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

I should have gotten a journal ages ago. I feel so relieved, writing out my thoughts. Ahhh....j31j2n#@
Dolly-san decided to wake me up to show me his new "friend" that he brought in from the forest. Apparently neither of them could sleep and decided I shouldn't either.... the computer took a picture of this crazy new "friend".

I think I'm am more scared of it than the doll and new potato addition combined. Maybe Chacha would like to gift him to someone special since I already have Dolly-san and would hate to be a friend hog. o.o;; Would you be so kind? Please?
I dunno why, but Mama Ken-san and Kuthaleeka-san dont like me using my majik. Majik is so yousfull, so I made them sumthing when they wernt looking!

Look! )
I don't understand... When I woke up yesterday, I was back home! Oh Andalasia... Everyone, it's a wonderful land.. you should come and visit me! ♥ Everybody, please come to my wedding when I get married to my lovely Prince Edward!! It will be a most magical day.. One day..

But I couldn't find Edward anywhere!! I was so excited that I woke up and started looking around, but couldn't find him. So I thought that if I sat down and sang, he would find me yet again. Nothing.. My, it was lonely. I decided to go on a walk with my friends, but suddenly it felt like something hard struck me and the next thing I remember is waking up here, covered in squirrels!

I guess we should go out today and get the ingredients today for our recipe. I do so love to cook, so maybe that will cheer me up... Yes, yes, it will! And my team members are such lovely people, I know that I'll have a great time out with them~
...I never knew statues could cry.... I'm at a complete loss.
One of the ghosts from the island seems to have followed me home... and in its wrath to kill me itself it seems to have done something insulting to the crazy statue and made it cry... I fear my hometown will be washed away soon if he doesn't stop. Are there any suggestions to stop this tragedy? As well as get rid of the hungry spirit?

This place has officially frightened me to a point I can't even comprehend. I woke up today with no recollection of what went on the past few days..... AND WITH THAT STUPID NASTY STATUE!!!! I thought we got rid of the thing!! I was so terrified by everything I threw it out the window. Maybe that deer that likes to follow me around will eat it. One can only hope. With that aside... my lack of awareness has me rather confused. I vaguely recall screaming... and Chacha covered in mud... but other then that I am drawing a blank. Did you feed me something terrible again, Chacha?! Having seizures and seeing everything in shades of purple is one thing but I don't appreciate having no memory!!

GAH!!! That statue is back again!! I threw it outside!! Is someone pulling more pranks on me?! You guys are mean! I'll just break the stupid thing and be rid of it for good.

3AM Edit: I'm surrounded by insanity.... I haven't seen the doll all night since I shattered it and gave it to the fishes.... I'm still paranoid it may come back and I will find it on my pillow. I will try to sleep now with hopes that it never returns.
PS. I may not like you much, Kurapika, but I didn't mean to hit you with it. Look on the bright side, at least it only hit you. You don't wake up to it's pointy little..... #^*$ in your face. My dreams are haunted forever.
Miss Chacha, your dolly is showing up every morning, at the head of my bed. Are you playing games with me? I find it less than appealing to wake up to so please excuse my surprised shout.

Miss Chacha and I had a small discussion and she finally agreed to watch Mister Watanuki for us while Mister Kurapika and I went after the swans, yesterday. I would have explained what happened sooner only there was the kitchen incident and we all had very little sleep. Therefore, my report comes today instead.

Mister Kurapika came up with the bright idea to lure the swans away from the nest so that one person could get the eggs. I volunteered to be a lure and we managed to find a new nest after only a little searching down the river. It seems the Swans are very territorial so the nests are somewhat spread out. This one was much larger.

I had not realised animals with webbed feet could move so quickly but apparently the wings can be used to offset the awkwardness of feet made for water travel. I only just escaped with my life and was chased across the valley. My poor kimono is all tattered now. I will most definitely have bruises from the encounter and this I can walk off, but it is very depressing to see my kimono and hakama in such a state. This coupled with my sword missing is a little depressing.

I was not able to dwell very long on these thoughts for I headed back across the valley and up to the village at discovering Miss Chacha and Lady Kiryuu's predicament. Where was Mister Watanuki during all this? Surely he would have known how to put out a grease fire? Mister Kurapika returned before myself and I have not had a chance to ask if he was successful in retrieving eggs for the both of us. Have you done so?

We spent most of the night cleaning, after I took Miss Chacha to bed. We must have made it back to the cabins around six this morning the sun was just rising. I awoke to that ... thing pointed right at my face. I can now sympathise with Mister Watanuki, perhaps his heart feels just as weak. It would explain quite a bit.
When I wok up this morning Dolly-san was gone. =(  Its so sad, I reely liked Dolly-san. And I was going to give him Wuvawookie-san. But maybe I’ll see him again and then I can gift him. =D

Today was so much fun! Just like the day befor when Ken-san chasd away all those rats. We went after swanz, and they were also verry unhappy. I tried singing to them like Geezell-san had told otherz, but that seemd to only make them more angry. Kurapickle-san came with us to also get eggs for his team. Too bad Wackamonkee-san didn’t come with us. He just screemd more and then past out. Ken-san said sumthing about braking a blood vessal in his head. I hope he is okay. May have been the PMS medisin we made him to make the monstur go away. =D  But…I don’t think it werked. We shuld make more just in case it wuznt eenuf.

I culdn’t talk to Kursawrinkle-san so Ken-san had to tell me what he said.  Ken-san told me to stay out of the way for my sefty. But the swanz looked meen, so I sang to them. That didn’t werk. =(  They come after mee, so I used my majik to try to make them happy. I turnd them into big purrpl elyfants instead. They make more problems for Ken-san and Kermelaka-san. I tried to stop the elyfants but then it started raining thos fishies with the sharp teeth on us all. I have lotz of owiees now. =(  To protect us from the fishies I tried making a majik bareer! Seravi-sensei tellz me lots about those! I have never tried it befor but it sownded easy. =D  I made a BIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGG wall of flowrz!! They were very pretty…didn’t werk against elyfants tho. I tried again….this time it metal chips. Ken-san said they were sumthing called yen. Yen is monee where Ken-san comes from. But Yen duzn’t werk as monee for Island-san. We were sad. =(

Elyfants smashed all the eggs we were going to get. Ken-san and Kuwapikme-san are VERY strong! =D They chase elephants away and said sumthing about a neer death ex-peer-ee-ants. We  said goodbye to Kurmatika-san since eggs are all gone. 

Washaluggee-san finally woke up and is now screeming again about not having any eggs to cook with. I will go fix more medisin for him to chase away PMS monster again. =D

I went walking in a small cave and I found this dolly!! My majik skware took a pikchur too!

Look look!!

It's a dolly with a sord! I will give it to Ken-san as a present since hes been so nice to me! =D


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