http://mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] livingisland2008-04-07 09:49 pm

Kupo to all of you!

Kupo! Now that I have become quite the proficient master of this technological contraption, it appears that I am finally able to make contact with all of you residents out here in the jungle!

Greetings! I am Stiltzkin, Traveling Moogle Extraordinaire, purveyor of rare artifacts and powerful weapons that have…um…gone missing for the current moment. Alas, it is a most precarious predicament I have been stationed in; but I am handling the loss with amazing grace! Apparently going into a cave that says: “DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!” was not my most brilliant of plans. But on a happier note, it seems that I have crossed uncharted lands outside of Gaia, Shella, or The World That Never Was. Strange place, that last one. To a nomadic Moogle like myself, this place opens up a whole new world of opportunities and rare items to bring back and sell! Oh the profits! I can see them now, and it has my tiny antennae in a giddy tizzy, KUPO!

It appears, however, that I am to encounter quite the array of volatile beasts along my treacherous journey! Already I have been made a portable to-go snack of a flock of fawns who found my tush plump and tasty. Kupow! All the fur is gone from my tiny behind. Nothing more than a stump of bitten skin and tail remain at the moment. I feel strangely violated by the actions of said carnivorous deer. But this shall not deter me from my mission at hand.

Some of you I have already made acquaintances with; but my methods have been to always know the clientele that I am working with along with their shopping wants and needs. So if you would be so kind as to introduce yourself as well, I would be most appreciative of the gesture!

On a separate note: Does anyone have any sound shelter for me to stay in for the night and rest my sore little bum before I go back out again? I fear I might be made the snack of yet another hungry creature should I let my guard down at night without my proper supplies that usually kept me hidden from sight. Kupo!

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
FUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Stichkins-san! Okay!

My name is Chacha! =D Nice to meetcha!

Re: . . .

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
YAY YAY YAY !!!! FUZZY-SAN!!!! =D

Re: . . .

[identity profile] grin-reaping.livejournal.com 2008-04-09 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Reseegned tu yer fete-a, hooh?

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I got a PM from someone called Island telling me to stay in Dogwood cabin.

I'm so useless T_T I'm so sorry to Kurapika who's trying to help me. I don't know where I am! I'm soooo sooooooorry!!

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'll... I'll... I'll sit her and be useless!!

I hate being useless!! I want to move but they always say if you're lost you should stay where you are! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO!!

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
My wings are too thick to climb trees. I just slide back down. My feet are huge too and they don't grab hold right!

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
About 5'2" isn't that normal?

I'm not a real chicken. -_-

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Life is full of disappointment. She has to learn sometime.

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
It's better to find out before you've wasted your entire life living in a dream world. The cruel hand of reality can do less damage if you have more time to rectify any wrongs that have been done to you. Instead of devoting your entire youth to someone who is cold and ruthless and STUPID AND TOTALLY UNGRATEFUL AREAGSIHRPO@~#!@!%

[identity profile] kyokomogami.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I think I hear Kurapika coming! See you later little moogle!

[identity profile] lastkuruta.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
If you need assistance, I suppose I can guide you back to the Village where the cab-------



[Cession Expired. Comment posted automatically]

[identity profile] lastkuruta.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I should mention the hex also causes a deep state of narcolepsy.

[identity profile] lastkuruta.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
I will not deny you are absolutely correct in your reasoning, but I have grown used to it. Besides, the store has already closed, it's not possible to obtain a flare in this moment.

You should have the flashlight in possession, point at the sky with it. I will be able to see it from the distance. Keep in mind I will do exactly the same, for you to locate me.

[identity profile] tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no... not another animal to attach itself to me... ;-; You don't want to be "gift" as well, do you? I don't think I can handle anymore...

[identity profile] tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! I don't want anything that anyone on this island makesshhhahahhhahs Guh, my splitting sides...