([identity profile] wrote in [community profile] livingisland2009-01-13 06:27 pm

Colbert Report January 13, 2008

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't read your post but don't think I don't see that tag.

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying that twins are the same as clones?

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me. My COUSIN is an identical twin and she wouldn't take kindly to that comment.

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You missed that one entirely, didn't you?

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
You can't use discretion or sarcasm on these kinds of people, Hikaru.
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[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
A clone is something that has the same DNA and looks as the organism it was taken from.

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
And here I thought the stork brought me!

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nice rainbow fro.

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
The other teams don't have a chance, Stephen-san!!

We could store meat in the hole!

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
But wouldn't milk get dirty?

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't like milk anyway.

Let's tore meat in boxes!!

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
You tear into it with your fingers! Although I much rather use chopsticks.

[identity profile] 2009-01-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about?? Meat is good for you!

Well, how would YOU eat it?