Ohh a laptop.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotarou! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I wake up inside a BOX! And once I make it out I find myself in a TREE! I must have fallen from pretty high up too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS DRESSED AS BO!! He has a lot of padding. I could have broken something. Where are my clothes? I usually wear normal clothes under Bo! I can't chaaaaaange... wahhh~!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy tree is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a jungle. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I don't see anything but trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

I should have gotten a journal ages ago. I feel so relieved, writing out my thoughts. Ahhh....j31j2n#@

Comments

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Don't.... ahahaha... go into the river. It's dan-pgm

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Owwwwtch. What river? Why are you laughing at me?! What does dan-pgm mean?!

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

He is Watanuki, though it seems he has been exhausted lately. I am certain he was referring to his experience when he first arrived to the island. The river is indeed dangerous, there are piranhas and other creatures lurking in the waters.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

 

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

My, my. You are certainly an excitable individual, kupo! You seem to be a very busy bee and this tragic turn of events must be quite...inconvenient it seems.

But greetings anyway, fellow resident! I am Stiltzkin, Traveling Moogle Extraordinaire! Merchant of things most rare and especially shiny! However I'm afraid I, too, am most inconvenienced on the matter that all of my wares have somehow swapped themselves out for rocks. Most displeasing indeed. But never fear, for I shall find you some worthy wares to present to a most boisterous clientèle, such as yourself. You can count on me, Kupopo!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

... You're so cute. Are you an elf? I always wanted to meet an elf! I am Kyoko. Nice to meet you Mr. Stiltzkin.... Stil... !!! LIKE RUMPLESTILTSKIN?!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, I'm afraid that I am not familiar with your lingo in regards to the fellow flora and fauna of your region, kupopopo...

But it appears that you are asking about my racial origins, yes? Therefore shall I illuminate yet another wonderous species that are Moogles? For that is what I am, my dear excitable hen! A creature of the magical realms. Often I am mistaken for a teddy bear sometimes.

The pleasure of your acquaintance is all mine, Kyoko! Thank you for your kind words in regards to my petite proportionate pleasure to your eyes. Kupo!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

So... so you're not Rumplestiltzkin?

Phew. I don't have a firstborn to give you anyway but you can never be to safe.

What's a moogle? Are those wings? CAN YOU FLY?!

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Flying kitty?

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Island. Sir? Madam? I am certain you are not an overdeveloped hen.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Kyoko. Island?

I have no cell phone. WAHHHH!! How am I supposed to tell them I'm lost? Do you know where a phone is? Ohhhhhhh thiiiis suuuuuuucks.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you Miss Kyoko. This seems to be an Island with no escape.

There is no external mean of communication. Even if there was a phone, I do not think you would be able to contact anyone outside the island.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Ah! Nice to meet you too... ?

No phones!! That's terrible! What if there's an emergency?

O_O!!!

[littleredclutz.livejournal.com]

CHIKKEN-SAN!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!

Re: O_O!!!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Ahh.. hello kid. You know Bo?

Re: O_O!!!

[littleredclutz.livejournal.com]

Bo? Is that your name? Hi Bo-san, I'm Chacha! AHAHAHAHA! You're so fluffy! Can I hug you when I see you!?! =D

Re: O_O!!!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

uh.. I guess so. You seem like a nice enough kid.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Me apologies for not sayin'wotcher earlier. Cor blimey guv! I'm bloody well a wee busy but I did want ter say'allo wen Miss Chacha said some bloke new were 'ere, init?Please forgive me brief greetin'. There is a dangerous animal I must remove from us shelter. I spot some bloke is comin' ter get yer, right, please travel safely.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, kupo! It appears he may have been bludgeoned to the head one too many times. Perhaps I can concoct an antidote for that problem once I collect more information on these most exotic specimens of plants.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

She doesn't look bludgeoned to me, she looks dizzy. Maybe the thing made her sick. The dangerous animal?

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I'm bloody well fightin' an evil ratrabbitmonkey fin'. Cor blimey guv! It appears ter be ravver vicious. I 'ave not been bludgeoned. It 'as tried ter bite me ter no avail. We seem ter be at least movin' in the correct direction.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Big Bird? Is that you?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

... Isn't he an ostrich or something?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

He's a big yellow bird.