May. 4th, 2008

So I just had an impromptu waxing session, thanks to this glue gun and my dress.

Anyone who comes near me - that means you, Body Thief - gets a face full of hot glue. And this stuff burns, let me tell you.

At least our chair will be better than any of yours; it literally has sweat and tears on it. And it can hold a pillow case. Now if it would just stand up by itself and hold our weight...

No, wait, I retract that statement. Body Thief, we need more cardboard. And put the pillow case back over your head; I don't need it any more.
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