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Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotarou! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I wake up inside a BOX! And once I make it out I find myself in a TREE! I must have fallen from pretty high up too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS DRESSED AS BO!! He has a lot of padding. I could have broken something. Where are my clothes? I usually wear normal clothes under Bo! I can't chaaaaaange... wahhh~!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy tree is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a jungle. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I don't see anything but trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

I should have gotten a journal ages ago. I feel so relieved, writing out my thoughts. Ahhh....j31j2n#@

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Aww you sound nice! You're like a fuzzy little friend!

WOW! I want to float!

Indeed, to be able to hover off of the ground does pose some wonderful advantages. Although it still has not saved my tiny tush from becoming a fawn's bite-sized snacking morsel. My miniature rump roast has become quite tender after several snaps to the rear. kupoooo....

Aww poor little moogle. You should kick the deer in the head.

Trust me, I did plan a course of counter-measures against the hostile creatures. However my foot is about the size of one of their canine teeth, times that by fifty of them, and I am sure you can understand my lack of enthusiasm and willingness in commencing such acts of heroism.

No need to be nice. If someone bit my butt I'd kill them, deer aren't stupid they should be able to tell the difference between leaves and little moogle fluffballs. They should pay.

Fifty huh? You're right, that sucks. Do deer usually have canines? I thought they were herbivores.

Alas, I lack the physical capabilities of killing anyone. We Moogle are peaceful creatures I'm afraid. Our talents harbor in merchant and travel services, not murder and mayhem. However, we are profoundly proficient in providing items to others that perform the latter! Kupo!

As far as the herbivore inquiry is concerned: I'm finding very few of those types of fauna residing in these areas. I think I will fair better once I reach an area of shelter. Kupo.

Can you float fast? Maye you can outfly them?

I'm a Moogle, not a Fairy. Kupo!

That's too bad. :( How will you get away?

I have a few tricks up my fur. Although I must heed you to note that they are on the adaptive ball of sorts when it comes to games of deceptive trickery. Pulling the same move twice will prove to warrant most disheartening results, kupo!

oooohhh kaaaaay.

Ohh a laptop.

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