Ohh a laptop.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotarou! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I wake up inside a BOX! And once I make it out I find myself in a TREE! I must have fallen from pretty high up too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS DRESSED AS BO!! He has a lot of padding. I could have broken something. Where are my clothes? I usually wear normal clothes under Bo! I can't chaaaaaange... wahhh~!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy tree is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a jungle. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I don't see anything but trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

I should have gotten a journal ages ago. I feel so relieved, writing out my thoughts. Ahhh....j31j2n#@

Comments

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Me apologies for not sayin'wotcher earlier. Cor blimey guv! I'm bloody well a wee busy but I did want ter say'allo wen Miss Chacha said some bloke new were 'ere, init?Please forgive me brief greetin'. There is a dangerous animal I must remove from us shelter. I spot some bloke is comin' ter get yer, right, please travel safely.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, kupo! It appears he may have been bludgeoned to the head one too many times. Perhaps I can concoct an antidote for that problem once I collect more information on these most exotic specimens of plants.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

She doesn't look bludgeoned to me, she looks dizzy. Maybe the thing made her sick. The dangerous animal?

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that ruby-tressed individual is a woman. Oh my, oh my, kupo, oh my. I appear to be making too many identification mistakes in regards to gender it seems. Hopefully she is too far traverse from her distinction in pronouns to be offended. I only have so many coupons to give away in apology. Kupo!

Your hypothesis may be correct, but we are still uncertain.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I could be wrong. But she's got awfully long hair for a man. And she seems very fine boned.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I'm bloody well fightin' an evil ratrabbitmonkey fin'. Cor blimey guv! It appears ter be ravver vicious. I 'ave not been bludgeoned. It 'as tried ter bite me ter no avail. We seem ter be at least movin' in the correct direction.

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, kupo. Do they in-breed where you hail from, madam?

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

In... inbreed, isit? I'm terribly apologetic but I do not 'ave time ter answer yor question and do not understand the context. I will try ter speak more tomorrow. Excuse me! Blimey!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]