Colbert Report January 13, 2008

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

Comments

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I didn't read your post but don't think I don't see that tag.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about young man!

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Do you have an evil twin?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

No but I have an evil clone. He is taking over my show!

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that twins are the same as clones?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

They have the same DNA and identical looks. Isn't that the definition?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. My COUSIN is an identical twin and she wouldn't take kindly to that comment.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Well your cousin isn't here, is she?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

You missed that one entirely, didn't you?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

You can't use discretion or sarcasm on these kinds of people, Hikaru.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

A clone is something that has the same DNA and looks as the organism it was taken from.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

If you want to be scientific about it. Which I don't. We're all God's children.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

And here I thought the stork brought me!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Only because God was too busy to and deliver you.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Nice rainbow fro.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

It's a clown wig.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

The other teams don't have a chance, Stephen-san!!

We could store meat in the hole!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Haha you're such a silly girl. Meat would go bad. Maybe we can keep milk in there.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't milk get dirty?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

You keep it in it's carton.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I don't like milk anyway.

Let's tore meat in boxes!!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

How do you tore a meat box?

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

You tear into it with your fingers! Although I much rather use chopsticks.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

You have an unhealthy and rather uncomfortable obession with meat young lady.

Chopsticks are for people who don't actually like eating. Imagine, trying to eat with sticks.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?? Meat is good for you!

Well, how would YOU eat it?