Colbert Report January 13, 2008

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

Comments

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that twins are the same as clones?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

They have the same DNA and identical looks. Isn't that the definition?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Excuse me. My COUSIN is an identical twin and she wouldn't take kindly to that comment.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Well your cousin isn't here, is she?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

You missed that one entirely, didn't you?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

You can't use discretion or sarcasm on these kinds of people, Hikaru.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Oh. These kind.

I hear they're contagious.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Do you always talk to yourself?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'm the best conversation on this island. Of course I talk to myself.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'm the best conversation on this island. Of course I talk to myself.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

You should check the cookies on your browser. I think they baked too long.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Oh no. Now what will I feed Fido?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

He'll go hungry for sure!

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

What are we going to do?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Please don't be upset. I couldn't live with myself if I had to see your sad face.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Do you have a pet? I hope it's not a monkey for your own sake.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

It's a giraffe.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen any giraffes here.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Or is he a python?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I forgot.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I think he's a platypus, Kaoru.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

A clone is something that has the same DNA and looks as the organism it was taken from.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

If you want to be scientific about it. Which I don't. We're all God's children.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

And here I thought the stork brought me!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Only because God was too busy to and deliver you.