Colbert Report January 13, 2008

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

Comments

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

It means I had two months in which I saw neither hide nor hair of a giraffe. Clearly you are ly-ing. You must be a liberal.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Your comment was so boring I stopped reading it.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I got up to "It means" and had to stop.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

You'd think that with all his claims of being awesome, he'd be able to keep our interest.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Usually those sorts of people are the most boring.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Don't sit so close to the microwave when you use it. Obviously it has fried your braincells required for attention.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Huh? Why would we use the microwave?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I heard you were missing meals.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Next time you type something, try to make sure it makes sense, before you send it.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have to make sense if it's the truth.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

No, it does.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes but I'm older than you so obviously I know better.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

We can't trust your age. You might be senile, or something.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I am perfectly healthy, Nurse Helga gave me the seal of approval to leave the infirmary.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Her seal means nothing.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

And why does your opinion on my health mean more than an RN?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Because she checked you over physically, not mentally.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Were you there?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'm everywhere.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I am afraid you are not God.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

How would you know?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

We chat.