Colbert Report January 13, 2008

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

Comments

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Haha you're such a silly girl. Meat would go bad. Maybe we can keep milk in there.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't milk get dirty?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

You keep it in it's carton.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I don't like milk anyway.

Let's tore meat in boxes!!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

How do you tore a meat box?

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

You tear into it with your fingers! Although I much rather use chopsticks.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

You have an unhealthy and rather uncomfortable obession with meat young lady.

Chopsticks are for people who don't actually like eating. Imagine, trying to eat with sticks.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?? Meat is good for you!

Well, how would YOU eat it?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

If it is a hamburger, with my hands. If it is steak, with a knife and fork. Like any civilized person.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Oh! I like Hamburgers!

You should treat me to one of those!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

There are not hamburger joints around her unfortunately. We'll just have to hope it is served in the cafeteria occasionally.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Alright! You can still buy me a meal from there.

Did you find a container for our "special mix"?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Sure little girl. I'll buy you all the meals available at the galley.

There are diet coke bottles (the two liter kind) and an oxyegen tank.