http://stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] livingisland2009-01-13 06:27 pm

Colbert Report January 13, 2008

Miss Hana and I have gathered all the useful available project material and the rest of you will just have to suffer with inferior materials. Good luck with that.

In politics today, there appears to be a squabble over captainship of Team Think's Alot of Themselves. Does it really matter? You're all going down with your ship.

On the home front, there is a newcomer with very pointy ears and no knowledge of computers. I'd say we teach him all we know except he seems mildly pleasant and there are so few of those types here.

Be on the lookout for Watanuki. It's not good to piss off God. Next time the hole might smoke and have a stone testament. God doesn't like your type.

Deicer and Bleach, useful. But what do we do with the new hole in the floor?

[identity profile] 1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try to be strong, Hikaru. For you.

[identity profile] 1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Whenever you're feeling weak, look to my eyes and you'll never get distracted or down again.

I won't let you.

[identity profile] 1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
But... if I start to look into your eyes, I'll never be able to turn away.

[identity profile] 1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com 2009-01-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
There is no need to turn away. I'm all you should be looking at anyway. Kaoru.