Kupo to all of you!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Kupo! Now that I have become quite the proficient master of this technological contraption, it appears that I am finally able to make contact with all of you residents out here in the jungle!

Greetings! I am Stiltzkin, Traveling Moogle Extraordinaire, purveyor of rare artifacts and powerful weapons that have…um…gone missing for the current moment. Alas, it is a most precarious predicament I have been stationed in; but I am handling the loss with amazing grace! Apparently going into a cave that says: “DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!” was not my most brilliant of plans. But on a happier note, it seems that I have crossed uncharted lands outside of Gaia, Shella, or The World That Never Was. Strange place, that last one. To a nomadic Moogle like myself, this place opens up a whole new world of opportunities and rare items to bring back and sell! Oh the profits! I can see them now, and it has my tiny antennae in a giddy tizzy, KUPO!

It appears, however, that I am to encounter quite the array of volatile beasts along my treacherous journey! Already I have been made a portable to-go snack of a flock of fawns who found my tush plump and tasty. Kupow! All the fur is gone from my tiny behind. Nothing more than a stump of bitten skin and tail remain at the moment. I feel strangely violated by the actions of said carnivorous deer. But this shall not deter me from my mission at hand.

Some of you I have already made acquaintances with; but my methods have been to always know the clientele that I am working with along with their shopping wants and needs. So if you would be so kind as to introduce yourself as well, I would be most appreciative of the gesture!

On a separate note: Does anyone have any sound shelter for me to stay in for the night and rest my sore little bum before I go back out again? I fear I might be made the snack of yet another hungry creature should I let my guard down at night without my proper supplies that usually kept me hidden from sight. Kupo!

Comments

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I'll... I'll... I'll sit her and be useless!!

I hate being useless!! I want to move but they always say if you're lost you should stay where you are! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOO!!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Considering that we are new residents to this location, it would benefit us greatly to heed the advice of those who are assisting us. I, on the other hand, am too small to find. It would be in my best interest to utilize my compact attributes to perform an aerial search of my location if I can manage to scale this tree without it trying to whip me in the process. Kupo!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

My wings are too thick to climb trees. I just slide back down. My feet are huge too and they don't grab hold right!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh my, my, kupo! How big are you? I don't recall a chicken being that big to start with.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

About 5'2" isn't that normal?

I'm not a real chicken. -_-

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, kupo! Oh, oh dear indeed! I must apologize then. I was under the impression that you were a legitimate fowl. 5'2" is very normal for a Human or perhaps even a Selkie. Clavats are a bit on the shorter side, and Lility are only a tad bit taller than myself.

Hopefully this will not disappoint the young one once she acquires this new information as well.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Life is full of disappointment. She has to learn sometime.

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

O_O

Yes, I guess you are poignant in regards to that statement.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

It's better to find out before you've wasted your entire life living in a dream world. The cruel hand of reality can do less damage if you have more time to rectify any wrongs that have been done to you. Instead of devoting your entire youth to someone who is cold and ruthless and STUPID AND TOTALLY UNGRATEFUL AREAGSIHRPO@~#!@!%

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

From the sounds of it, it appears that your statement is speaking from experience, kupo?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

 

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I think I hear Kurapika coming! See you later little moogle!

[mooglestiltzkin.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. Later.