Home from feeld trip!

[littleredclutz.livejournal.com]

I had lots of fun! Met new frendz, and had a good time! Seravi-sensei iznt home yet, so Im gonna go play with Riiya-kun!

Comments

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

I MUST BE IN HELL!!!

THE IDOL IS IS IS

AND HAS ...!

WHY IS THIS THING IN THE CITY!!

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Oh thank goodness. I am so terribly sorry it has come to you but it has luckily left Kyoto disappearing in a twinkle of what appeared to be fairy dust. I must check to see that no one was hurt. Kyoto is unnaturally quiet.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Hurt!?

This is so endlessly embarrassing! Absolutely everyone is looking at me.


Oh no.

Now its on the news!!!

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

You are more concerned with embarrassment than the destruction and possible injury such a large stone figure might inflict upon your city?

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

I am currently in a park sitting and writing. The statue is next to me. People are taking pictures of it while I pretend I have nothing to do.

Luckily, someone else has claimed to be the sculptor and is currently being interviewed.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

...

I... I do not understand, it was stomping all over the area in my city. How might you have convinced it to stand still?

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

G... goodness I appear to have fallen into an invisible river!! Mister Kurapika, have you had any difficulties other than the statue since your return home?

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Invisible river? I am certain there is no such thing in Japan. Now that you mention it... I can smell the sea, but my current location is at the park. I thought I was imagining things but it is possible we are hexed.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Hexed? To be surrounded by water?

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

A river, the sea. I daresay, invisible bodies of water. I.. I don't understand!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

I've had the feeling of small furry animals scurrying 'bout my feet and nibblin' them a bit, but I don't see nothin'.

Maybe someone slipped us some hallucinogenics while we were sleepin' last night, and we're still on the island.

...Oh my back for more I see...

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Yes! It's gone!

It sounds as a reasonable explanation, though I am always aware eve at night. I would have noticed if someone had done this. Besides ... how could we be certain what we right on this communication system is not part of the delusion? Unless it is a selective hallucination.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Can't talk, busy runnin'.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it was because you were attempting to run from it?
I realized it was following me. So I decided to sit down next to a fountain. So far it has stopped moving, I ignore what will happen afterward. But it seems to like attention.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Oh. I was mostly trying to keep away from it on the principal that heavy stone objects can crush me. How lucky that you discovered it's desire only for nearness.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

They are treating it as a 'masterpiece'.

...

No wait.

Now there seems to be a religious group.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I understand fertility statues are some of the earliest forms of known art. It does look rather old.

How very interesting, it has acquired a following.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

People now-a-days always seek radical forms of art! Since it mysteriously appeared, there is a sect claiming it as a gift from their god.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

This seems as reasonable an explanation as any I have been able to produce.