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[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

And so our monkey problem is solved. For a day at least if things are still working the same. Or a few hours.

Really Stephen, which cabin was it you were staying in?

Cookboy! I have your skillet, do you have that pretty finders fee I may have mentioned? For a small protection levy I might even just find it in my way to help you with your current problems, savvy?

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[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

Any what left?

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Any good monkey!

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

Oh those... The ones I had left weren't any good luv, They've been put to better use.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I see!

What's a skillet then?

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Wait.... are you guys talking about MY skillet?!
GIVE IT BACK!!!

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

I just might have a bit of trouble doing that without the finder's fee, mate.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

What's a skillet, Megane-kun?

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

>_< My name is not Megane-kun.
It's Watanuki.
A skillet is a type of pan you cook with.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

But Megane-kun fits you!

Oh, I thought it was food.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

It does not!

No, it's not food, it COOKS food.
And it's mine, I won it fair and square.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

But you have glasses!

I'm buying it with sticks!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

So what?! I CAN'T HELP THAT MY VISION IS BAD!

NOOOO! GIVE IT BACK!!
Wait... buy it! Buy it... and give it back to me.... and I'll make your meals everyday!!

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

This beautiful cast iron skillet can be used for cooking on hot surfaces. Free to the highest bidder.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU DARE SELL MY SKILLET, YOU JERK!!!!!!!

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

But see here, logic would be that if you couldn't go out of your way to pay a measly finders fee to get it back, it perhaps isn't yours, savvy? I'm just here for the best interests of the skillet.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T PAY YOU BECAUSE I'M TRAPPED IN A HOLE YOU IDIOT!!

AND IT'S MY SKILLET DAMNIT!
IT HAS MY NAME ENGRAVED ON THE BOTTOM!
I scratched it on there myself!!

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

Well, for a small rescue tax...

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

......-_-
What do you want?

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

5 doubloons for the rescue and the skillet as a nice package deal for you.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

But I don't have any money! Will you take sticks?

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

 

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Rocks?

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

Apologies, a higher bidder has stepped up to the mark. Perhaps we can do business another time, luv.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Aww. He was going to make me meals on that!

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Whatever that person offered, I'll pay double!