Koenma-sama! This is Botan reporting~!
WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!! BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!
Thank goodness! I found this device to contact you! I thought I would never be able to find a way to contact you after I crashed into a pack of geese!
Hahaha.... Please don't ask how that happened ^^;;
Where I am, I have no idea. But I've discovered that the animals here are becoming somewhat similar to the animals in the Demon World. Which is scary... Very scary. I mean I almost got eaten alive by rabbits! Rabbits!! I mean I thought they eat grass... They do don't they?! Don't THEY!?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry Koenma-sama! I'm just getting scared now... I mean I've been chased and attacked by demonic plants and animals that not even the Spirit World 's infamous demonic bug spray could kill a fly! The flies here are HUGE by the way... But thank goodness they don't bite (I hope). I even got all my hair plucked out by giant swans!
... I have a feeling they don't like the colour blue. ;_;
Anyway, since the animals here where I am are becoming more demonic. I have a feeling that someone called 'Island' may have found out about Sensui and Sakyo and decided to finish their job. TT_TT
I think you should call in Yusuke and the others.... HURRY AND CALL THEM!! (I don't like this place!)
Oh and I almost forgot to mention! There's a whole bunch of ghosts here! I don't know how the system missed these people- uh I mean ghosts, but this shouldn't have happened! Is it possible that there have been some files missing from the archives? I mean... No offense Koenma-sama, but your office is a mess. ^^;;
Uhh.... Please don't kill me.... T_T
That was a joke!!! ^0^
even though it's true
Maybe it 's possible that George misplaced some files and put them somewhere. Ask him if he's seen any files about: Fiona, Kelly, Paulina, Bob and Tiger? These are the ghosts that I currently had found that haven't been sent away.
Do you think it 's possible that this 'Island' is plotting some sort of evil use to these ghosts?
And about the suicidal pigeon lady case, yes Koenma-sama I've already archive that into the 'Dead and Deranged' cabinet before I left. ^^
And.... Umm.... Do you remember the Super Homicidal Maniac Jonah case?
He's here! And he's been fo-llo-w-ing me...
HURRY AND GET YUSUKE AND THE OTHERS KOENMA-SAMA!
And please get this email ASAP!
I'll let you know if anything else happens!
If I'm alive still, but then again I am dead
PS Could you also ask them to bring another oar for me? I- uhh... broke mine....
PPS Why do I hear Rick Ashtley...?