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[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

And so our monkey problem is solved. For a day at least if things are still working the same. Or a few hours.

Really Stephen, which cabin was it you were staying in?

Cookboy! I have your skillet, do you have that pretty finders fee I may have mentioned? For a small protection levy I might even just find it in my way to help you with your current problems, savvy?

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[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I can't read that blobby stuff.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Who needs to read~
You have me to keep you occupied <3

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

...

You're very close young man.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, but I'm just trying to.... rub all that dirt off you, hee~

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Well! That is very kind of you. It seems a little ineffective though. And we'll only get dirty again. I think we should just try to get out and find the showers. And the galley. Not necessarily in that order.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

.....okay!
But, I'm going to finish what I'm doing first~
One should never stop in the middle of their task or they'll become negligent <3

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I'd... really rather you stop that. hoho! That's ... I can get that myself.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Ohh, but darling, you can't reach this spot, no?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

WOAH! WOAH WOAH!! There are places men should not touch one another unless there are DIRE circumstances! Please stay on that side of this line.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Ohhh... but darling~! You're ruining my fun... =<
And... really, you wouldn't want to make me angry when we're stuck down here together, now would you?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

.. THAT SIDE OF THE LINE!!

... I can get angry too you know!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Teehee~ Please do <3
Sometimes violence can be fun.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Back! Back you homosexual fiend! you will not convert me to your ways!!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Homosexual?
How cruel!! ;~;
I may look like this, but I'm a girl on the inside!
How can you break my heart like that?
Now get over here, or I'm going to hurt you.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

... GO BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS WHERE YOU BELONG!!

NOOO!! DON'T TOUCH ME!! ARGH!!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Well, hello, which one might you be?

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

Oh it's one of you. And where did you you come from?

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

I know! Possess the other one down there with you! I can give you my word that you'll enjoy it much more.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Oh? Will it be more fun to possess the homo-phobe-phobe? <3

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

How's that darling? Who knew his body would still be running for a few seconds after I took over?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!

Is that the touchy-feely boy you were talking about?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

YES! It is NOT funny memory-loss boy!

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I'm not doing the nickname game, Hole-kun.

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

And I seem to have forgotten how to change it. A pity.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I swear there's a questionmark in there. I hope you don't expect someone to answer your blobby question.