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[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

I am going to be eating some monkeys tonight.

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[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I would really love an Angus burger right now. Actually I'll take just about anything. I'm hungry. Please stop talking about food. The little girl will try to make some and now that my muscles are gone I don't think I can handle any more of her magic.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Why are your muscles gone, mister?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Apparently the magical horror was time sensitive. I kind of miss them.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

That's not good - Let's train together, I'll help you get them back!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Does this involve sweating? I'm not very fond of sweating. I may have an allergy.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Oh... Is there another way to get muscles?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

If there is I am willing to do that. Maybe.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

We can try everything until we find something that doesn't make you sweat!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

... that sounds like a lot of pre-sweating is involved. I don't do well with sweat.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Well, how did you get your muscles the first time?

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

The demonic little girl sparkled them on.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Then just ask her for them again!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

They were in the way and I'm afraid I might end up with mussels instead. She is terrifying.

And she's asleep right now.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Then I'll ask her! I'm the Class President (And Student Council President), so I have experience dealing in those sorts of situations.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

Ask her for your own. I've had quite enough of her magic!