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I am going to be eating some monkeys tonight.

It must be nice to eat!!

I would suggest taking a sharp object to your new 'assets' but it might pop your inflated ego as well.

When you do, think you could tell them to give me back my cast iron skillet?
That was the only good thing I had left on this stupid island.

Ah... b-besides Mugetsu...
Wait... come back Mugetsu!!! ;~;
$^@!#@!

Always obliged to help a man who knows how to use a skillet, just as they might find themselves obliged to pay the necessary finders fee.

Savvy?

Is monkey meat tasty??

You are just jealous of my manly physique. At least I don't wear eyeliner.

Eh?
I don't mind cooking, if you can find it =]

I haven't tried it yet but I've thought 'bout it.

Let us know how that goes.

It is when it tastes like sweet and simple revenge, luv

And how are you going down in that hole of yours?

You should try it with BBQ sauce!

Really? Even better than hamburgers?

Be careful - I think they have rabies.

Much better than I would be if you were here.

I would really love an Angus burger right now. Actually I'll take just about anything. I'm hungry. Please stop talking about food. The little girl will try to make some and now that my muscles are gone I don't think I can handle any more of her magic.

The special kind of rabies that brings them back to life.

I'm putting the monkeys on notice with the hole.

Better than anything. Even those ham... Things.

Some of them have just that indeed!

Why are your muscles gone, mister?

Oh, can I have some~?

Which cabin were you planning on staying in mate? Just so I can be sure as to avoid it, of course.

I never was one to refuse a lady's offer luv, but you wouldn't want the monkeys I have left.

Oh. You don't have anything else, then?

I am not picky! But not snowdrift.

Apparently the magical horror was time sensitive. I kind of miss them.

That's not good - Let's train together, I'll help you get them back!

Does this involve sweating? I'm not very fond of sweating. I may have an allergy.

Oh... Is there another way to get muscles?

If there is I am willing to do that. Maybe.

We can try everything until we find something that doesn't make you sweat!

... that sounds like a lot of pre-sweating is involved. I don't do well with sweat.

Well, how did you get your muscles the first time?

The demonic little girl sparkled them on.

Then just ask her for them again!

They were in the way and I'm afraid I might end up with mussels instead. She is terrifying.

And she's asleep right now.

Definitely has to be a smokey mesquite flavor.

Then I'll ask her! I'm the Class President (And Student Council President), so I have experience dealing in those sorts of situations.

Ask her for your own. I've had quite enough of her magic!

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