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[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I am sure some of you are aware that I have been acting out of sorts for the past couple of days.  I mentally backtracked, and found that the time that I was… mentally incapacitated… began when I put on that tunic.  I wasn’t aware that this so-called princess is capable of such deviousness.  It was a misstep to trust in appearances.  That PUU-pity PUU-ping piece of PUU shall pay! 

It is difficult to type with these paws.  What kind of sorcery is this?

Oh, and Kyoko, Gin, Nanami—your days are numbered!  Do not think you can tie me up, humiliate me in such a fashion, and go unscathed!

And the rest of you!  In regards to the past several days, if you value your life, YOU SAW NOTHING.  YOU HEARD NOTHING.

Now to silence the screaming stick-boy. 

 

Comments

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

What? WHAT?! Screaming stick boy?! How dare you, you little black puff ball! I don't know what is worse... Mokona and his drinking habits, or Mokona with your nasty little mouth! What do you think you can do to me with those stubby little arms of yours?!

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Oh, ye of little faith! I have experience in dismembering people while incapacitated. If need be, I can be rather inventive. And with this new assignment, I trust that we will be spending a lot of time together. Partner.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

I'm taking my hammer to bed with me from now on. I'd suggest getting along with me if you want to win this... I doubt your little arms will be of much use with a glue gun.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I assure you, they will be effective enough with a glue gun.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Huh? Sorry, I don't remember doin' nothin' to a lil' talking bunny rabbit.

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I would not blame Lady Giselle entirely, it seems Mister Kurapika was also in your situation and she did not create any clothing for him. She may have been unaware her creations had such an effect.

I feel it is extremely important to point out that you willingly accepted the dare and assisted in your own tying. You cannot lay all the blame on them.

You are rather... adorable in that form when you aren't speaking.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I can lay enough of the blame to justify cutting their lives short.

Adorable? How is this for adorable, pretty boy?!

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I fear I cannot allow you to endanger their lives.

I am afraid that is still adorable. You look quite happy to be holding up the number one.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that you were in charge of policing the Island.

... I keep forgetting that flipping the bird isn't a universal gesture. It's been pretty effective even before the massacre at Ios. Pray tell, what is the equivalent gesture for "you can PUU-PUU PUU PUU PUU PUUUUUUUUUUU..." ... "You can go to PU--"

Oh, come ON! My condition censors even _that_?

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

My only goal is to dispel conflict and save lives.

I am afraid I cannot tell what you are trying to ask me. I can hear your adorable puuing from here though.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Oh. How boring. I know of someone you might get along well with. You perchance have not met a man... six feet, European descent, long hair, face like an ape, wields a katana with a white handle...?

I AM NOT ADORABLE! I AM THE HARBINGER OF DEATH! I AM THE APOCALYPSE! And I tire of typing with my ears while hanging from the ceiling.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

Hmm I have not met any long-haired Europeans that use Katana's, I apologise.

Of course, an adorable... um... harbinger of death.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

?? What are you talking about? And what ARE you? A fat little rabbit or something?

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I am not a rabbit! Sate your curiosity by asking the skinny little whelp what the PUU I am.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Are you flipping me off?! You're a rude little rabbit!

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, I believe I am! What are you going to do about it?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

You're just a roly poly little fluffball. I could play basketball with you. Or I could string you up outside and the deer can use you as a modified salt lick. I'm sure salt sticks just fine to hot glue and fur. Who are you anyway?

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Oh, such threats coming from a scrawny female. Even in my current state, I could best you with my hand... paw... tied behind my back.

Is it not obvious?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

It's not obvious at all. You're tiny and I could easily dribble you through the village. You're just the right size and shape. Tie your paws behind your back and it'll just make you rounder.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Are you threatening me you little black puff ball with floppy ears? I'd normally eat things like you for breakfast.

But I won't because my Big Brother is here now and I'm in a fantastic mood!

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Enjoy your jubilance while it lasts, you incestuous PUU!

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous because my Big Brother is so awesome and you're just a little potty-mouthed bunny rabbit. By the way, I hear rabbit season is open.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

I am NOT a rabbit! ... Actually, I don't know what I have been transformed into, but rabbits do not walk on their hind legs or type on computers. Or possess hot glue guns. It would do you well to be wary of what you say to me.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

You're right normal bunnies can't make obscene gestures like that; you must be a psycho bunny. Why would someone transform you into a fluffy blob anyway and what is that thing on your forehead?

I've got a hot glue gun too, Bun-bun, wanna try me?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

I MEAN!!! Uh... now now cute little bunny... no need to get upset, let Auntie Nanami find you some lettuce to eat.

How do you delete????!!

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. Because _psycho_ bunnies have enough of a command of their individual digits to flip you off.

I'm apparently something from Watanuki's world. A... mokona, whatever that is? All I know is that the mokona that he knew was a raging alcoholic. I'm not sure whether it is endemic of the species.

You can't delete anything you type. Besides, even if you could delete the last comment, anyone would be wary at your attempts at cajoling. Based on how you speak of your brother, to you nephew, you'd probably PUU PUU PUU PUU and then you'd PUU PUU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Speaking of "Brother Dearest", how has he been behaving as of late?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Well... if you haven't noticed, a lot of things on this island don't work how they're supposed to, so if the island wants gophers to eat your feet, they will and if the island wants psycho bunnies to type, then they will.

Big Brother has been just fine. Now if he'd just stop trying to sell me jars filled with potions all would be right in the world... well not really.

And stop saying 'Puu' it's annoying.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

I still believe my situation is far humiliating.

[prof-pestilence.livejournal.com]

Well, congratulations! Ask me if I care.

[lastkuruta.livejournal.com]

For an abomination, you are quite impolite.