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...Wow. Okay, so apparently Renge can hit hard when it means getting a guy into a dress.

Do people usually dream when they've been knocked out? Because I have to say that this is the weirdest dream I've ever had, including that one with Tono and the watermelon staircase.

Why do I always get stuck with the weird delusions? They don't even mean anything. It's just a bunch of random stuff~~, like that tree that I swear wasn't there before~~.

...Eh, I guess the only thing to do is wait to wake up. ~~Why doesn't my subconscious believe that Pacman should be on this laptop?~~ I hope they don't do anything too bad to me while I'm sleeping. Last time, I woke up without any socks on, and Hikaru's hair clip was missing. We still don't know who took those. Who would want a pair of socks, anyway?

Gah. Why do my dreams have to be so boring? There aren't even any good games on this thing. You'd think that it'd at least have Minesweeper or something. I suppose it's better than dreaming about being number six and being terrified of seven, but still. These things are supposed to be entertaining.

If I knew that this would happen, I would've just let the fangirls put the dress on me while I was awake. Which raises a good point--why am I still in the dress, when I'm asleep? I want a refund on my subconscious, it's obviously faulty if it's coming up with stuff like this. It could've given me a dream-Hikaru, at the very least.

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Well yes, I have to dance at some jobs. I learned ballet at training school. It was fun to pretend I was Odette!

... you though I came from a computer screen?

"I'm a talento for LME."

Not; "I'm a talento from LME". That's not even the point, anyway. We should be talking about your achievements as a performing chicken, not discussing the finer points of 'for' versus 'from'.

So you dance. Can you sing?

(Edited because 'my wing slipped and offended a monkey, which made me forget to include quotation marks'.)

I work for LME. I don't work from LME. I think my way works too. :P

I only do work as Bo in one place!

I prefer listening to others singing.

(You have wings?)

Eh, I have better things to do than argue with a talking chicken. ~~Even though you never said "work" in the sentence.~~

There's no point in telling me things unless you're planning on telling the whole story. Not everyone can piece something together with only one sentence.

(Of course I have wings! What kind of person doesn't?)

You're picking a fight with me. Aren't you.

You didn't ask for the whole story. Do you tell everyone your whole life story when they don't ask? No one does that.

You ARE picking a fight with me.

Just pointing out that you can't go around thinking people will understand when you talk about something that happened to you, when they weren't there.

Grrr...

I still don't know what you don't understand. You don't make any sense! If you don't understand something you should ask! I'm not going to guess.

I hope you never make it to the village.

~~I hope you become someone's dinner.~~

You mentioned doing work as someone called 'Bo'.

Oh. Why didn't you just say so?

Bo. The chicken. I only do him for the Bridge Rock Show. I don't know how that stupid Beagle guy got the suit but it's all I've got so that's why I'm in it. And that stupid deer ripped it yesterday. I hate the deer here. I should have made it pay but I had to get Kurapika back. Kurapika fell asleep. I've never seen someone fall asleep in the middle of walking. Apparently some of the people here ate something weird. Anyway, now it's ripped and I've gotta find somehow to fix it.

So you're not really a chicken? Why didn't you say so earlier?

Wasn't it obvious? You'd have to be crazy to think a chicken could type on a computer. Where are you from?

Dreams aren't supposed to make sense.

If this is a dream it's the worst dream ever. It's a nightmare.

You'll realize you're awake when the animals start chomping on you. Did you know there are piranha here? Kurapika told me.

...You're kidding, right? About the animals.

Hmm? No. There are piranha. And I think it's pretty normal for those to munch on people. And Kurapika and I got surrounded by deer who tried to eat me. But they tore my costume and pissed me off then backed off for some reason. Someone told me the squirrels are nice for someone named Giselle but not otherwise. And I guess there was some freaky rat thing in the red-head's cabin that turned his roommate into a zombie looking guy and tried to bite the little girl. She told me in great detail at breakfast. So in general I get the impression they like to chomp.

I'm surprised you haven't tried to get to the Village yet. At least there's cabins with doors to keep them out. And there's food. Thank goodness. I was hungry by the time night hit when I got here.

The animals sound really... special. I thought that deer were herbivores.

I didn't even know there was a village.

Ah... I ate during Club; that might be why I'm not hungry yet. But I guess it'll be good, to not have to worry about which berries are poisonous.

I don't even know where I am, though. How'm I supposed to find the village?

Yeah I thought so too, apparently not here.

That's because you've been sitting there picking fights with me instead of asking important questions.

Kurapika found me and took me back. We headed mostly north as far as I could tell.

I wasn't picking fights with you, you're just a very sensitive person in a chicken suit.

That might be helpful, if I knew which direction north was in.

...

Sorry, I can't help.