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...Wow. Okay, so apparently Renge can hit hard when it means getting a guy into a dress.

Do people usually dream when they've been knocked out? Because I have to say that this is the weirdest dream I've ever had, including that one with Tono and the watermelon staircase.

Why do I always get stuck with the weird delusions? They don't even mean anything. It's just a bunch of random stuff~~, like that tree that I swear wasn't there before~~.

...Eh, I guess the only thing to do is wait to wake up. ~~Why doesn't my subconscious believe that Pacman should be on this laptop?~~ I hope they don't do anything too bad to me while I'm sleeping. Last time, I woke up without any socks on, and Hikaru's hair clip was missing. We still don't know who took those. Who would want a pair of socks, anyway?

Gah. Why do my dreams have to be so boring? There aren't even any good games on this thing. You'd think that it'd at least have Minesweeper or something. I suppose it's better than dreaming about being number six and being terrified of seven, but still. These things are supposed to be entertaining.

If I knew that this would happen, I would've just let the fangirls put the dress on me while I was awake. Which raises a good point--why am I still in the dress, when I'm asleep? I want a refund on my subconscious, it's obviously faulty if it's coming up with stuff like this. It could've given me a dream-Hikaru, at the very least.

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Great, now I'm dreaming about a person who's never heard of a dictionary.

I think I like the chicken better.

Wotever are yer goin' on about yung man?

Nothing, nothing. I'll take whatever entertainment I can get.

Who are you?

Entertainment, luv? I'm Kenshin 'imura. And might I inquire as ter yor name yung man?

Eh. Kaoru, I guess.

Is there anything interesting around here? Other than the tree that looks like it wants to--!

Are all of the monkeys around here kleptos?!

How right wonderful ter meet yer Mister Kaoru.

I fink there are many interestin' fings about. Why Mister Watanuki 'as the most disturbin' effigy. The blokes on their own are interestin'. Miss Chachan 'as amazin' magical abilities. All the bloomin' animals appear ter be somewot ferocious. I dare-say yer will find it difficult ter get bored for right long in this place.

I do not know wot klepto is. I 'ave not met the monkeys yet.

...I think I'd rather be bored.

Klepto, as in, 'kleptomaniac'. People who're addicted to stealing.

Yes, right, it does 'umble one's opinion ter have their circumstances change so drastically.

Wot a terrible past time. I do not know if the bloomin' monkeys nick.

They do. I left my bracelets and hair clips for two seconds while I found out if I was wearing a wig or not, and a monkey came and stole them. Took the wig, too.

Do they go into the cabins at all? ~~I think I'm gonna have to tie everything to myself.~~

I 'ave yet ter see a monkey make it inside a cabin.

Himura is pretty well versed when it comes to writing, he’s just got something wrong with him now. At least I can figure out what he’s saying. Ichimaru, on the other hand, makes absolutely no sense anymore.

What kind of thing makes someone forget how to type?

Epperently blooeberry puncekes.