Well, this is new...

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

No idea where I am, or how I got here... but, hey, the phone is pretty nice! Upside, right?

No idea what I'm supposed to do with this other stuff. Or how I'm supposed to get home from here, because I already kind of figured out that my usual travel options... don't work. Ow.

I guess I should try to find this place on this keycard...? Snowdrift Hut. Appropriate, I guess.

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[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Guess I am.

... those... sound like some pretty intense monkeys.
I wonder if they're friends of Bunny?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Well, if I can't get rid of them, they might just end up coming your way.
Friends of who?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

I'll keep an eye out for them, then.
Bunny. You know, the Easter Bunny?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Right. Friends of the Easter Bunny, of course.
And I must be Dorothy, running from flying monkeys.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Well, hey there, Dorothy. It's nice to meet you.

They can fly?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

That was a joke.
Nevermind. The name is Hawkeye, not Dorothy.
And no, monkeys don't fly. Unless they're mutants or aliens.
Pretty sure these aren't either. Then again, hard to tell for sure.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

... because Hawkeye is a much better name.
I think I'll stick with Dorothy.
Well, I've never seen a mutant or an alien monkey.
But, hey - one of my best friends is a giant rabbit with an Australian accent and a bad attitude. Guess I can't judge, right?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

My name is not Dorothy.
I don't even have the necessary equipment to be a Dorothy.
When you claim that your best friend is the Easter Bunny, with an Australian accent.. no, you don't really have any judging rights.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Now that comment right there? That's a little sexist, Dorothy.
I don't think you have to have any particular set of 'equipment' to have a name. That's just rude.
Another one is the Tooth Fairy. She looks like a giant hummingbird crossed with a girl and she's pretty and kind of ADHD.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

And you're a smart mouth, kid.
I'd be annoyed if I wasn't the same.
Right. Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
What does that make you? The holiday chicken?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

I know. It's a gift. And, hey - I'm a lot older than you think I am.
So, are you the pot or the kettle in this situation, then?
Yup. There's a few others, but you'd just think I'm crazy if I mentioned them.
... really? That's your guess?
What the heck is the 'holiday chicken', anyway?