Well, this is new...

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

No idea where I am, or how I got here... but, hey, the phone is pretty nice! Upside, right?

No idea what I'm supposed to do with this other stuff. Or how I'm supposed to get home from here, because I already kind of figured out that my usual travel options... don't work. Ow.

I guess I should try to find this place on this keycard...? Snowdrift Hut. Appropriate, I guess.

Comments

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Now that comment right there? That's a little sexist, Dorothy.
I don't think you have to have any particular set of 'equipment' to have a name. That's just rude.
Another one is the Tooth Fairy. She looks like a giant hummingbird crossed with a girl and she's pretty and kind of ADHD.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

And you're a smart mouth, kid.
I'd be annoyed if I wasn't the same.
Right. Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
What does that make you? The holiday chicken?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

I know. It's a gift. And, hey - I'm a lot older than you think I am.
So, are you the pot or the kettle in this situation, then?
Yup. There's a few others, but you'd just think I'm crazy if I mentioned them.
... really? That's your guess?
What the heck is the 'holiday chicken', anyway?