OFFICIAL WILDERNESS EXPLORER DISTRESS MESSAGE

[wilderness_explorer]

GOOD AFTERNOON. MY NAME IS RUSSELL. I AM A SENIOR WILDERNESS EXPLORER IN TRIBE 54, SWEAT LODGE 12. I AM LOST AND DO NOT KNOW MY WAY HOME. I HAVE MADE A FIRE AND AM USING THIS THINGY TO TRY ANd fi woah so THAT's how you make the lEtTeRs LiTtLe I wOn

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Comments

[exorcisms_2000yen]

That could be a very useful sixth sense... Why don't we test it out, okay? Tell me if you can find it without anyone telling you where it is.

You should always stay a helpful boy especially between the ages of 10 and 12.