OFFICIAL WILDERNESS EXPLORER DISTRESS MESSAGE

[wilderness_explorer]

GOOD AFTERNOON. MY NAME IS RUSSELL. I AM A SENIOR WILDERNESS EXPLORER IN TRIBE 54, SWEAT LODGE 12. I AM LOST AND DO NOT KNOW MY WAY HOME. I HAVE MADE A FIRE AND AM USING THIS THINGY TO TRY ANd fi woah so THAT's how you make the lEtTeRs LiTtLe I wOn

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Comments

[wilderness_explorer]

Hmmm maybe this is a test camp!

Nice to meet you! Are you one of the cownsellers?

[voodoo_revenge]

Nice to meet you too. I'm Kyoko. No I just got here too. I'm in the Love-Me section.

[wilderness_explorer]

There's a Love-Me section of the Wilderness Explorers?

[voodoo_revenge]

No, I was never in Girl Guides. But there is at LME. That's my talent agency.