OFFICIAL WILDERNESS EXPLORER DISTRESS MESSAGE

[wilderness_explorer]

GOOD AFTERNOON. MY NAME IS RUSSELL. I AM A SENIOR WILDERNESS EXPLORER IN TRIBE 54, SWEAT LODGE 12. I AM LOST AND DO NOT KNOW MY WAY HOME. I HAVE MADE A FIRE AND AM USING THIS THINGY TO TRY ANd fi woah so THAT's how you make the lEtTeRs LiTtLe I wOn

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Comments

[wilderness_explorer]

I'm Russell! Are you lost out here too or are you somewhere with a bus stop? I think I still have my Citi Pass somewhere...

Re: You've got to be kidding me...

[chacha]

No busses heer Ruffle! But we hav cabins! Oh! And Island-san plays games with us!! Its so fun!

Re: You've got to be kidding me...

[wilderness_explorer]

Oh! Maybe this is some kind of SPECIAL CAMP... Are you Senior Wilderness Explorer from the girl's division? I heard that sometimes they did boy and girl camps together but my tribe hasn't done any.

Is Island-san the cownsler cos I don't see any cabins and they didn't put a tent in my bag.