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[captcarrot.livejournal.com]

Dere Islanders,

Would anyone be so kinde as
To
Find a hammer of some sort
?

It would seem my feet are still stuck togethere.
Hello to all those I have not been able to saye so yet! 
Usually I am much more vigilant.

Yrs. Sincerely,
Carrot Ironfoundersson (Captain)

ps. thanke you to whoever put me here, though I seem to have forgotten what I was doing to get into this sitchuation

Comments

[captcarrot.livejournal.com]

You certainly could break something with this rock, but I wouldn't suggest it. Violense Is Never The Answer. You could get into trouble with your local oarthorities, and disputes are better worked out by talking.

A hatchet would be wonderfule, thank you. I'm not far from the cave with the sleeping bags in it.

Tooth Fairies are certainly real, but I don't think they don't like you. Perhaps your parents did not fill in the correckt paperwork. I am not sure how it operates as Tooth Fairies do not visit the mines so they never came for my teeth either. I have never heard of magick fairies that look like flowers though, maybe the Wizards know some. I don't think there is a fairy queen but if you applied for employmente with the Tooth Fairies, you might meet the founder.

That sertanly is a bad thing to do. I'm sure he had his reasons, but he should be taken in for some questionning.

I'm not sure what an airplane is but, that is what it was shaped like.

Do you not have Dragons either? Swamp Dragons are common pets in Ankh-Morpork at least, we often get called in when they explode uneckspectedly. It is good that you do not have Noble Dragons though, they are quite dangerous.

Oh, I put it in where the writing is a the top? This magic compooter is full of suprises!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I want to brake his skull. I think Sho should be the exception for Violence not being the answer. But no, I've got to beat him with acting. AND I WOULD except I'm stuck here. I can't talk to him, he's AWFUL, and he doesn't listen anyway, he just makes fun of me.

OK, I'm coming with it!

I could BECOME a tooth fairy? WOW! That would be a great job! I'd be a fairy!