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Ohhh.... that was quite a fall, wasn't it Kuma-chan?! I've never blacked out before. Even when K crashed our car into that wall in front of NG. You remember that? It was cool!

Wow! There's so many trees and birds... and AH! Is that a pony? HI LITTLE PONY! DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?! I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR CUBES AND LOVE EVERYDAY! Awww... it ran away... it doesn't like us anymore... lets go find some new friends, Kuma!

We can pretend like we are on a deserted island until K comes for us! Let's go find the ocean and play pirates! I'll be captain McMuffin and you will be ScurvyLops! We will pillage the open seas and steal everyone's booty! Rawr! HEE! This is such fun!

Do you hear the ocean, Kuma? I hear something.. let's go investigate! Hee, look at that, I used a big word! Investigate! I used it again! Isn't that great, Kuma-chan? Now we're off to find that sound! It's in that tree over there. I'm going to set you down to take a little look, okay Kuma? Oh! Don't cry! I'll only leave you for a minute! I promise! You'll never know I was gone! Okay? I'll give you all the candy you want when K comes, so don't cry! I'm going to go climb the tree now. You stay there and keep watch.

WHA! NOOO! The monkey stole Kuma! Get back here you stupid juju! Bring back Mr. Scurvylops now, or I'll eat you for supper!

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Be careful. A lot of the animals are not very nice. SPECIALLY the ponies!

My name's Kronos. Whats yours.

Not very nice? I thought ALL animals were nice an' cuddly an' fluffy. But that monkey stole my first mate! So it must not be very nice.

YAY! A new friend! I'm so excited! I'm Ryuuichi! You can call me Captain Mcmuffin! As soon as I find Kuma we're going to play pirates, do you want to play with us too?

I dunno whats up with the animals here. Maybe the plants have something in them to make them angry. Its seems like only the red haired sewing lady can get them to play nice.

Awww, I would, but Nanami dared me to get tied up an' let peeple tickle me. So I gotta do that first.

A red haired sewing lady? Wow! How many people are here? Is this like some kind of party island? I want to party!

Tied up and tickled? That sounds like SO much fun! I want to tickle you too! Once I rescue Kuma-chan from the evil hands of this monkey you have to tell me where you are! I want to play games with everyone too!

Good luck getting your stuff back from the monkeys kid. They stole Bo's chef hat and I haven't been able to get it back yet.

Kuma is just fine! I bartered my favorite leather vest for him back. The monkey seemed to like it better! So now Kuma-chan is all happy and safe in my arms again! Who is this Bo? Does he cook good food? I want some fried tofu! Can he cook that for me? I sure am hungry now that I think about it.

Do the monkeys talk?

Bo's from the Bridge Rock show. Sometimes they make him cook. If you're hungry just go to the galley.

I don't think they talk our language... but there were lots of ugah ah ah ooga's! And some shrieking too.

Okay scary lady, I will go to this gallery when I am hungry.

~~Why would a gallery have food? I thought a gallery had arts.~~

How did you trade then?

Not the gallery. The galley. No r.

I just waved my vest around and cried a lot. They took the vest and threw Kuma back at me. :D

g-alley? I don't like alley's! They are so scary and people die in them! I'm not hungry enough to risk my life!

Oh.

Not alley. Galley. Like the dining room on a ship. Fine just find your own food you whiner.

Oh look another brainiac.

How is getting into a car accident cool? Last time I was in one I ended up here and I assure you, it was not cool at the time and it still is not cool.

Wha? You don't think surviving accidents is cool? You must be a very boring person. :( K-san is always doing awesome things like crashing cars into speeding semi's and shooting at Doom Panda's from airplanes! He's the best ex-manager ever!

I don't find almost dying very fun.

I don't ever want to meet this K-san, he sounds like he belongs in a mental institution.

You must be a very boring person.

But that's okay! Do you want to color with us too? I like to color with lots of people!

I am NOT boring! I throw tons of parties and have hundreds of friends. I also am very up to date on all the latest fashion trends. I'm not only one of the most popular people at my school, I'm also on the student council.

Anyhow, I'll pass, I'm spending some quality time with my Big Brother! We're going to build that chair so I don't have to live in the tree house again.