Accidental Audio Post

[exorcisms_2000yen]

--nk you’re wrong! There is clearly no Starbucks here!

I found 7 restaurants matching “Starbucks”, two are fairly close.

So you say… this one is supposed to be right here but all I see is a giant cliff.

Step forward.

… are you trying to kill me, Siri?

No comment.

That’s reassuring. How about I dump your sorry ass.

What kind of place are you looking for? Swamps, metal foundries, dumps, mines, reservoirs.

There’s a cliff right here, remember?

You need me, Ginger.

...

[there's the sound of a shutter and her reaction photo is sent to everyone]

Comments

[voodoo_revenge]

I don't think there's any Starbucks at all. Don't jump off the cliff, Miss!

[audio]

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Great, my phone is trying to kill me and now you tell me there's no Starbucks. This is officially lame.

Also, when did this thing start recording me without my consent?

Re: [audio]

[voodoo_revenge]

There might be coffee in the galley. Not everything is lame, sometimes there are fun games. And there's sea ponies with an underwater palace and they sing songs!

[audio]

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Singing sea ponies? I never thought I'd say it but that's definitely weird.

Wait, games?

Re: [audio]

[voodoo_revenge]

It's amazing!