Well, this is new...

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

No idea where I am, or how I got here... but, hey, the phone is pretty nice! Upside, right?

No idea what I'm supposed to do with this other stuff. Or how I'm supposed to get home from here, because I already kind of figured out that my usual travel options... don't work. Ow.

I guess I should try to find this place on this keycard...? Snowdrift Hut. Appropriate, I guess.

Comments

[voodoo_revenge]

I know right? It's really a super fancy one!

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Yeah, pretty fancy. I've never had a phone before, so this is kind of neat...

[voodoo_revenge]

I really can't afford anything so nice. Back home the agency gave me one but that's just for work and it's basic.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

I can't really afford anything. Don't really, uh, deal with money much. I've never needed it before.

[voodoo_revenge]

Why wouldn't you need money? Did you live in the wilderness? Like Briar Rose?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

... who?

Not exactly. Kind of? I never needed to buy anything, so I don't really need money.

[voodoo_revenge]

Briar Rose. You know, Sleeping Beauty? She lived in the forest and the animals helped her with cooking and cleaning. So she never had to buy anything.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Well, I think I'd be kind of terrified of Bunny's cooking. Tooth's would probably be pretty good, though.

But, nah, I'm not Briar Rose. Guess again!

[voodoo_revenge]

Haha, of course you're not, you're a guy.

Guess? Are you famous?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Yes, yes I am.

Something like that.

[voodoo_revenge]

In which country? I only really know Japanese celebrities.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

In... pretty much every country, really.

Not to brag, or anything, but... I'm kind of a big deal.

[voodoo_revenge]

You don't look familiar to me...

What was your name?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Look - wait. You...you can see me? And you don't know who I am?

Well, we're playing a game, right? You have to guess. I can give you a hint if you want one, though.

[voodoo_revenge]

There's a picture of you on the phone. You can do video if you want.

I'll need a hint.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Ooh, gotcha. Makes sense. I've never had my picture taken before... didn't really think it would work.

Alright then! Here goes: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...

Do you have that one in Japan?

[voodoo_revenge]

Wait, you're a celebrity but you've never had your picture taken?

You like camping?

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Something like that, yeah. Dunno if 'celebrity' is really the right word... but something like that.

Sure! What's not to like?

[voodoo_revenge]

I don't think I understand.

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

Well, see, the thing is - most people can't see me. Or hear me. They know I exist, most of them, but that's... about it, really.

Give up yet?

1/3

[voodoo_revenge]

 

2/3

[voodoo_revenge]

 

[voodoo_revenge]

Are you a fairy?!

[snowballs_andfuntimes]

....

No. But I know some fairies.

[voodoo_revenge]

Really?! YOU REALLY KNOW FAIRIES?! Can you introduce me?!