Voice

[voodoo_revenge]

Oh my god!! THE BIRD TALKS!!

Comments

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Okay, you got me there, kid. Parrots do talk.
But, I'm telling you, they don't have waggly ears.
I'm positive on that one.

[voodoo_revenge]

It's waggling them.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Then it might not be something you want to carry around.
If I've learned anything, you don't play with alien creatures.
Something bad usually happens.

[voodoo_revenge]

But.. but it's CUTE!

[gosh_ilovearrows]

The cute ones are always the most vicious.
Trust me, I've learned that lesson the hard way.

[voodoo_revenge]

It doesn't seem very vicious to me.

Did a puppy bite you?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

If you want to call a five-eyed, two tongued, grin and blue mutant creature a puppy. Sure, it tried to bite me.
Don't trust mutant alien things. It's just a rule to live by.

[voodoo_revenge]

... it doesn't sound very cute at all.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Eh, it was kind of cute.
In a terrifying, eat your brains kind of way.
But, it's still generally a good idea to stay away from it.

[voodoo_revenge]

Brain eating?! How is that cute?! That's not cute, that's scary! Super scary!

[gosh_ilovearrows]

well, sometimes you just gotta find some good in the bad, otherwise everything is just.... Bad. Or something like that.

[voodoo_revenge]

*there's noises of stomping and growling and she may have forgotten she was talking to him for a while there because there's a bunch of other noises before finally*

OH!

What?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Uh.. nothin'.
You in trouble over there, kid?

[voodoo_revenge]

No, I'm sorry. What you said just reminded me of someone I hate.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Well, that's no good, wouldn't want you hating me.
Even if that's generally a worthwhile motto to go with.
Especially for people stuck in a creepy forest.

[voodoo_revenge]

Not you. Just this jerk from back home. He's not important.

Run uphill cause the cabins are on higher land.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Will do. Soon as I ditch these monkeys.
Wouldn't want to bring them your way.

[voodoo_revenge]

The monkeys never seem to bother me. I wonder why. I only threatened to cook them that one time.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

You probably didn't shoot them in the head with rocks, so.

[voodoo_revenge]

No. You're right, I didn't do that.