Voice

[voodoo_revenge]

Oh my god!! THE BIRD TALKS!!

Comments

[exorcisms_2000yen]

What? A talking bird? Where?

[voodoo_revenge]

In my backpack! It's so cute!

Maybe it's not a bird. It has a beak I think. Sort of. And little waggly ears!

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Huh? Eh? In your backpack? How'd it get in your backpack?

[voodoo_revenge]

I think it was there from the start. He's so cute, you want to see him? *something giggles in the background* Where are you?

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Yes! I totally do! I'm not really sure and neither is my map...

[voodoo_revenge]

What's around you? I've been here before, maybe I can get you here?

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Um.. a randomly placed concrete slab and a stream?

[voodoo_revenge]

Um... concrete slab? Well I think the river runs along the south and west sides of the island so if you head north and east until you find the road it'll take you to the village.

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Okay, northeast it is.

[voodoo_revenge]

OK! Let me know if you see something else!

[video]

[exorcisms_2000yen]

I think we did something wrong because I'm standing on a cliff... [shows it on video]

[audio]

[voodoo_revenge]

Huh?

Maybe you went too far east?

[video]

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Man, this map app is useless. I'll try a little northwest and see where it gets me.

[audio]

[voodoo_revenge]

You might be able to see us up the hill if you're high enough up. I'll wait.

[wilderness_explorer]

You have a TALKING BIRD?!!!!!!

Can I see it? Does it have a name?! Are you going to keep him because you know I am really good at looking after animals, I can show you my 'Care For Pets' Badge or 'Friend to Wildlife' Badge if you're not sure. But it's one of our laws that A Wilderness Explorer is Honest At All Times.

[voodoo_revenge]

Isn't it AMAZING?

Yes, I don't know. You can babysit when I can't take care of him. Good I hate liars.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

I'm pretty certain birds aren't suppose to talk, kid.
They also don't have ears "waggly" ears.

[voodoo_revenge]

Parrots talk.

I'm looking at it, and it's waggling them.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Okay, you got me there, kid. Parrots do talk.
But, I'm telling you, they don't have waggly ears.
I'm positive on that one.

[voodoo_revenge]

It's waggling them.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Then it might not be something you want to carry around.
If I've learned anything, you don't play with alien creatures.
Something bad usually happens.

[voodoo_revenge]

But.. but it's CUTE!

[gosh_ilovearrows]

The cute ones are always the most vicious.
Trust me, I've learned that lesson the hard way.

[voodoo_revenge]

It doesn't seem very vicious to me.

Did a puppy bite you?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

If you want to call a five-eyed, two tongued, grin and blue mutant creature a puppy. Sure, it tried to bite me.
Don't trust mutant alien things. It's just a rule to live by.

[voodoo_revenge]

... it doesn't sound very cute at all.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Eh, it was kind of cute.
In a terrifying, eat your brains kind of way.
But, it's still generally a good idea to stay away from it.

[voodoo_revenge]

Brain eating?! How is that cute?! That's not cute, that's scary! Super scary!

[gosh_ilovearrows]

well, sometimes you just gotta find some good in the bad, otherwise everything is just.... Bad. Or something like that.

[voodoo_revenge]

*there's noises of stomping and growling and she may have forgotten she was talking to him for a while there because there's a bunch of other noises before finally*

OH!

What?

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Uh.. nothin'.
You in trouble over there, kid?

[voodoo_revenge]

No, I'm sorry. What you said just reminded me of someone I hate.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Well, that's no good, wouldn't want you hating me.
Even if that's generally a worthwhile motto to go with.
Especially for people stuck in a creepy forest.

[voodoo_revenge]

Not you. Just this jerk from back home. He's not important.

Run uphill cause the cabins are on higher land.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Will do. Soon as I ditch these monkeys.
Wouldn't want to bring them your way.

[voodoo_revenge]

The monkeys never seem to bother me. I wonder why. I only threatened to cook them that one time.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

You probably didn't shoot them in the head with rocks, so.

[voodoo_revenge]

No. You're right, I didn't do that.