Cabin Assignments?

[medieval_diabetic]

It took me a little while to find the place, but it was interesting to note that this Island has 'assigned' us places to stay. Apparently I have a co-resident named Hawkeye. What kind of stupid name is that? Should I be worried that this person might literally be a hawk? It's bad enough I just had a deer bite me in the leg a little while ago getting over here. I punched that little fucker in its sadistic doe-eyed face. Probably would have turned him into deer jerky if it hadn't gotten up and bounded off the second it realized it wasn't going to make me the meal on this damn island.

These cabins are actually nicer than my old home during my childhood. Who uses metal bars to make beds stacked over each other though? Another lesson I've learned so far while being in here: Don't get near the weird three-holed electrical zappers, they will ki-

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Comments

[chacha]

Thatz what you get for beeing a potty mowth!

[voodoo_revenge]

You know I hear deer are really mean even though they look so sweet. There's even signs back at home because deer attack people. You should probably go to the infirmary and get something to clean it.

[voodoo_revenge]

Why do you keep forgetting to post?

[exorcisms_2000yen]

Oh yeah, those ones that are really used to being fed by humans? Glad we don't have those at our Shrine.

[voodoo_revenge]

Yeah those ones. Do you have nice ones at your shrine?

[exorcisms_2000yen]

No, it's in Tokyo so we get more cats.

[voodoo_revenge]

Oh. That's not as exciting.

[exorcisms_2000yen]

I'll take cats over deer any day, those things don't care where they crap.

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

Wow a tough guy huh? That should come in handy around here... in the wilderness.

Did you live in a cave before? Hey, don't just cut out while telling us something important!

Hey! Hey, only man on the island! Hey!

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[medieval_diabetic]

Uhck! Oh man...

[sounds of groaning and slow shuffling can be heard]

What the heck was that...

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

What the heck indeed?

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[medieval_diabetic]

That stupid three-holed zapper shot lightening at me.

[Sound of footsteps walking around]

Holy shi-!!

[Sound of scuffling followed by an electrical strike]

....I think this cabin is trying to kill me.

[audio]

[exorcisms_2000yen]

...three hole zapper?

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[medieval_diabetic]

Yeah, it's this thing...in the wall. With three little holes and some kind of cover around it. I really don't know how to describe it any further.

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

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Oh!

...you mean a wall outlet? I'm surprised they even have those here, and they even have electricity you say?

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[medieval_diabetic]

A wall...outlet. Uh...huh.

Yeah, I guess they have this wall outlet thing here. Is a wall outlet supposed to just try to kill you by shooting you with electricity? Because quite frankly I would prefer a place to sleep where I'm not fearing for my life from an inanimate wall outlet.

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

Well it helps if you stop sticking forks, fingers or other various items into the holes.

[audio]

[medieval_diabetic]

Why would I go and do something stupid like that? The thing shoots out electric death at me every time I try to pass by it.

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

Eh? Oh, yeah that's not good. What cabin are you in again?

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[medieval_diabetic]

They named this cabin Dogwood. But right now I'm more concerned of the fact that this island went and abducted another child. I'm beginning to think this stupid island is really just a witch hiding in the wilderness at this point.

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[exorcisms_2000yen]

Oh good-- I mean I haven't seen my cabin yet.

Huh? A witch? I was pretty sure it was a spirit. I mean I've been abducted by a few before.

[gosh_ilovearrows]

Ex-cu-se you.
Hawkeye is a badass name.
It's full of meaning.