Dead Monkey Time

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

After just a little bit of convincin' I got a nice tip, kids. It appears our opponents' flag was handed over ta the monkeys. This is good news and bad news. First of all, no amount of torturin' persuasion can be used ta find it, however, they can't defend it when they don't know where it is themselves. I'm also sensin' a rather annoyin' pattern here, although I ain't complainin' since I get my shark fin soup now.

So oh revered Doppelganger Leader-types, ya gonna lead the group or just nitpick the galley food?

Comments

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I don't like the monkeys.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

The monkeys probably don't like you either.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I never did anything to them either!!

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

We could bribe them with meat!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

The monkeys are evil. They're demons!!

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure bribing them would work. It works with my friend!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

I'm likin' this idea.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I always have the best ideas!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! You lost your flag to the monkeys?
What an idiot.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

We ain't the ones who gave the monkeys yer flag, yer team did, Spaz. Maybe ya missed it because you were possessed again.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Wait...
D< I didn't read the whole damn post....
WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE OUR FLAG AWAY?!
AND I WASN'T POSSESSED!
I HAD KITCHEN DUTY, DAMNIT!
AND YOU GUYS LEAVE THE WORST MESS!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

How dare you not read my entire post. It ain't like it's "tl;dr" material.

[simpleandgreen.livejournal.com]

Do not worry, Watanuki-san! They will never find our flag. The monkeys are excellent at both fighting and hiding things!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!! You'll be HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS AS SOON AS I'M BACK HOME!!!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's scary, I can hear my knees knockin'... oh wait, it's just a woodpecker.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

It's clearly a woodpecker of JUSTICE and I hope it pecks your knees CLEAN OFF.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'm not leading on an empty stomach.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Have ya ever seen Grotto Manor?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

The monkeys, huh?

We'll string up one of my hair clips instead of the meat, and then follow the monkeys back to their lair and get back my stuff retrieve the flag!

Meanwhile, Hikaru and I will make sure the other team doesn't steal our rations.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Ain't a hair clip a little on the small side?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

They'll see it.

[captain-to-you.livejournal.com]

It's never good news when there are monkeys involved.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Depends on who's side yer on.

[simpleandgreen.livejournal.com]

You will never find our flag, Gin-san! The monkeys are excellent fighters!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Did they beat ya up?