Dead Monkey Time

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

After just a little bit of convincin' I got a nice tip, kids. It appears our opponents' flag was handed over ta the monkeys. This is good news and bad news. First of all, no amount of torturin' persuasion can be used ta find it, however, they can't defend it when they don't know where it is themselves. I'm also sensin' a rather annoyin' pattern here, although I ain't complainin' since I get my shark fin soup now.

So oh revered Doppelganger Leader-types, ya gonna lead the group or just nitpick the galley food?

Comments

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I don't like the monkeys.

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

We could bribe them with meat!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! You lost your flag to the monkeys?
What an idiot.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

The monkeys are evil. They're demons!!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

The monkeys probably don't like you either.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

I'm likin' this idea.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

We ain't the ones who gave the monkeys yer flag, yer team did, Spaz. Maybe ya missed it because you were possessed again.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I never did anything to them either!!

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!! You'll be HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS AS SOON AS I'M BACK HOME!!!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Wait...
D< I didn't read the whole damn post....
WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GIVE OUR FLAG AWAY?!
AND I WASN'T POSSESSED!
I HAD KITCHEN DUTY, DAMNIT!
AND YOU GUYS LEAVE THE WORST MESS!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that's scary, I can hear my knees knockin'... oh wait, it's just a woodpecker.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

How dare you not read my entire post. It ain't like it's "tl;dr" material.

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

It's clearly a woodpecker of JUSTICE and I hope it pecks your knees CLEAN OFF.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Some monkeys just be hatin', Lieutenant.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

WELL I HATE THEM RIGHT BACK!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Oh! Ow, stop! No, please!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Then chuck some rocks at 'em. Use whatcha learned with the darts.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Why would I read your whole post?
It's not like I care about anything you have to say. >/

[stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com]

I don't know why you're asking me, ask the woodpecker of justice.

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

If they come near me I will!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it ain't actually attackin' me.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Ya might miss some important information, like the part where said I brushed the urinal cake with yer toothbrush.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

But ya won't actively go after 'em?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I don't want them finding me!!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

YOU DID NOT! STOP TELLING STUPID LIES!
BESIDES! I learned after the first time to hide my toothbrush where you guys couldn't find it.