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[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

HELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Comments

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Maybe you'll distract the sharks enough to leave me alone.

Maybe by my name?

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you can deal with those by yourself!

I don't know that.

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

.....
What if I told you I had the flag?

I've told you it before!
It's Watanuki!!
Wa-ta-nu-ki! >=0

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Then I'd kick the sharks off for the flag!

Wa-ta-nu-ki-kun then!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

Well, I have the flag. Come fight them off.

Can't you just say it normally?

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Oh, you are too far in. Sorry, can you swim closer to the beach??

Normally?

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

THAT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE!
I'M SURROUNDED BY SHARKS, I CAN'T SWIM IN!!

Just "Watanuki"... like that.
Not sounded out...

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

Throw them some meat! That should distract them!

Oh, Watanuki-kun!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

WHAT MEAT?!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS?!

[bathroom-lurker.livejournal.com]

If you aren't, then why did you go? You should be more patient!!

[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

DO YOU THINK I AM OUT HERE BY CHOICE?!!