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Has anyone finished making our jet pack yet?

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I was just wondering that.

Where's our third teammate anyway?

I haven't talked to him since he went to get 'provisions'.

Think he meant food?

I think we'll be lucky if he comes back sober.

We've spoken to him sober before?

Well, he seemed to know what he was doing when he told us to make the jet pack.

If he knew so much, why didn't he do it?

I don't want him making ours, anyway. He'll cover it with fleas, and whatever else pirates have living on them.

We're not going to get very far off the ground with hairspray and blankets though.

How about a Cola-and-Mentos-powered hang-glider?

Like the bombs we used to make?

Don't say it like that, or you'll scare him away.

We'd do it differently so that it flies instead of explodes though.

You need to get moving. I want some competition in this. My partner and I have created a monstrosity of badassness. Try not to wet yourself when you see it.

Who is your partner?

The adorable and brawny Miss Hana.

Who?

That would be the young lady you're typing to below this thread.

Yes! Our jet fly is the best, so you better stop trying now!

We are not making jet flies. We're making a jetPACK.

They both have jet in the name. Ours is a jet AWESOME!

No. We claimed Team Awesome a long time ago.

FINISH COPY-SAN!

Finished...

With?

Ya'll haven't even started then?

We've started. We've started.

And how's that workin' out fer ya so far?

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