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[tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com]

>=OOOOOO!!!!
KAORU I HATE YOU!!

WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING?! I BET THAT DAMN PHONE NEVER HAD SIGNAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
AND NOW I CAN'T FIND MY WAY BACK!!!
Oh, yea, I LET THEM RIP YOUR UNDERWEAR TO SHREDS, SHREDS!!!!
So take that!

Now where the heck am I? >=x

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[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'm at the village - I'm fine. The underwear thief hasn't even come back yet.

What have you got around you? Trees? River? Lake? Insane half-gorilla named Helga?

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There aren't any deer near you, right?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Where is the village?

I'm next to a river, no gorilla people or even commoners to be seen.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

In the middle of nowhere.

I'll be there soon. Don't move an inch, okay?

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

Where's the nearest airport?

So just hang out with the trees, vines and fish? I'll wait for you.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

I'd say... probably around Antarctica.

Don't touch anything, no matter how bored you get. The fish will eat you, the vines will strip you, and the trees probably have some grudge against everyone that they're waiting for the perfect moment to reveal.

[1betterthanyou2.livejournal.com]

At risk of being taken advantage of by vegetation, look for the human statue.