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Alright, team! Since this is such a large group, we've decided that everyone needs a new position to keep you all in line.

The most coveted positions are;

Leader
Strategist
Trainer
Flag Liberator
Team President

Be quick, and tell us which position you want. We can't guarantee that any of them will be given to you if you don't move f~a~s~t~.

Everyone else, you may continue preparing for your defeat. ☆

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... because I don't know what a chicken is? I've never seen one before! Those twins were giving me grief about it the other day, too...

Why would I make fun of you?! Chocobo are really big birds that are specially bred for riding! Or flying, but those're a lot rarer...

A chicken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken) is a really normal bird! Everyone knows what a chicken is.

The chicken's name is Bo. So it sounds like you're calling me choco Bo! I'm not chocolate. I'm not tasty at all!

... wow... that's a small bird! You wouldn't be able to ride one of them...

Huh, really? ... I'm really not, I promise...

That's what I was saying! I think the biggest bird is an ostrich and I still think anyone bigger than a kid would kill them if they tried to ride on them!

... well... ok.

Well, chocobos are definitely big enough to ride! I promise! I've ridden one lots of times...

I've never heard of a chocobo. It sounds handy. Why don't you just ride a bicycle?

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... what's a bicycle...?

... how can you not know what a bicycle is? Are you from mars or something?

Eh?! Mars?! Why would I be from Mars? Just 'cause I don't know what a bicycle is...

I think they even use bicycles in Tibet! Two wheels, you pedal to go. EVERYONE knows what a bicycle is!

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... I'm confused... is Tibet a city on Mars or something?!

No Tibet is where the monks live! And the Dali Lama and stuff!

Monks? Dali Lama...?
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... you're weird.

Says the guy who doesn't know bicycles.

Coming from the... chicken?... that dosen't know what a chocobo is!

I don't think anyone but you knows what a chocobo is. But I bet anyone here you ask knows what a bicycle is!

Yeah... well... everyone I know knows what a chocobo is!

It's easy to say that when no one is around to verify.

Hey, it's hardly MY fault I'm stuck here without anyone I know!

I only know some of the people here because I was stuck here before. No one from back home has ever been here.

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... you've been here before...? That's... gotta suck. Sorry... I haven't really been here that long... s'not so bad, so far, but... I'm kinda getting worried about my friends.

It dooooes suck.

I have jobs to do but instead I'm here and people back home didn't believe me. I mean seriously? And Island that plays mean games with you? But it doesn't matter, you're stuck and you can't talk to them even to tell them you can't get back. And you can't get back and I hate it hereeeeeeeee~~!

W-woah! C-calm down... It... it can't be that bad, right...?! I-I mean.. you've made friends with some of the people here... right...?

Yes. Captain Gin is my friend and Lee and Kaoru.