Ode to the Spaz (Watanuki)

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

While we’re stuck here on this island,
Let’s find a level ground,
Because up on a high land,
The rain will wash you down.

I know how much you liked me,
I’ll visit now and then.
Well it’s been fun,
But now that I’m done
Your sass I will suspend

Your artistic production
aided in self induction
assisting oil production
with bodily deconstruction,
causing soil obstruction
causes land value reduction
and hinders road construction
that’s my deduction.

My words you shouldn't misconstrue
So let us not pretend,
I ever cared about you,
I’m really not your friend.

So have the weather rush on in,
Let animals gather round.
The flag it may tatter
But that won’t really matter
Once you’re six feet under ground.

Comments

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Wooooooah...

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

You suck Ichimaru! You and your Lieutenant! How dare you dart me eight times and leave me for dead! How did you two even get up in the tree house in the first place when I pulled the ladder up after me?

Oh... oh! And adding insult on injury I don't even get to sleep in the Flat for the next two weeks and I heard it had a hot tub!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but you know you darted us a lot too, turnabout's fair play. Anyway, the Captain was teaching me!

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Teaching you how to thrust a dart into an already comatose body?!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I was going after moving targets. What good would it do to learn off someone in bright yellow who was fast asleep?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Then how come I counted six, seven, EIGHT DARTS sticking out of me when I woke up?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

They weren't mine.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Really, then who's darts were they?

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

I only kept track of mine.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Could ya rephrase that in the form of a sonnet?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

NO!!!

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Iambic pentameter?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

ARGH!!!