Monkeys cannot be delt with politely

[simpleandgreen.livejournal.com]

Monkeys everywhere
I must make Gai-sensei proud!
May I have a banana, please?

Hmm. Haiku appears to be more difficult than I had though!

Comments

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

Are you hungry, Lee? We could go to the galley for dinner soon I think! The monkeys have been leaving me alone. I got really mad yesterday and they've been giving me wide berth.

[simpleandgreen.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Kyoko-san! After I take a shower and re-bandage my hands, I would very much like to go!

[kyokomogami.livejournal.com]

That was fun, I'm surprised they had bananas. Just what you'd asked for!

[orodegozaru.livejournal.com]

I bet if you practice you'd be really good at this, Lee. Master Hiko made me practice every day and I had to do it in calligraphy. He said it trained the mind and calmed the nerves. If you ask me though, Master Hiko's a slush. But it was really kinda calming to do every afternoon.

[grin-reaping.livejournal.com]

Ya shouldn’t quit yer day job,
Yer writing makes the kids sob

Yer brain must be awful stale
‘cause yer poem was epic fail.