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I have got to stop accidentally poking myself with these dar

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You are an easy target, regardless that.

So how many times have you been hit?

Five since the game started.
Surprisingly, I never poked myself.

And yet, the only times I've been hit, are when I got myself.

Yeah, that definitely screams 'easy target' to me.

So easy even you can take yourself.

Never knew you were the type to have kinky thoughts.

Pardon?

"So easy even you can take yourself."

Obviously not what I meant!

Now, now. It's alright to have those kinds of thoughts every now and then--it's normal. And I am amazingly good looking, even in these 'clothes'.

I am not interested in such things! And no, it is not normal. Ask the rest of the residents and you shall see!

And no, you are not handsome, no matter how many times you cross-dress.

Dork.

Pardon?

Are you really getting yourself? Hahah! oops!

I'll sell my darts to you! It'll work perfectly; you get more ammo, and I don't have to wonder if I left one on the floor!

But don't you need them to play the game?

Who said I'm gonna play the game? I've got better things to do than chase people with darts.

... Like what?

Like find out where I put my DS.

You've got a DS? Wow! How'd you get one of those?

The last gam--it doesn't matter how I got it, just that I haven't been able to play it yet because I don't know where I put it and I kept hitting myself with darts. The first problem I can only fix after getting rid of the second, so that means either going out there and making myself a target, or selling them to someone who's already a target. And I like you more than I like everyone else, so if I'm going to give my darts to anyone, it'll be you.

NO ONE'S EVERY SAID THAT!! I'M COMING!

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