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Well.
I guess this isn't the worst place I've woken up before.

..... aww, bow. What happened to you?
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GOOD AFTERNOON. MY NAME IS RUSSELL. I AM A SENIOR WILDERNESS EXPLORER IN TRIBE 54, SWEAT LODGE 12. I AM LOST AND DO NOT KNOW MY WAY HOME. I HAVE MADE A FIRE AND AM USING THIS THINGY TO TRY ANd fi woah so THAT's how you make the lEtTeRs LiTtLe I wOn

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It took me a little while to find the place, but it was interesting to note that this Island has 'assigned' us places to stay. Apparently I have a co-resident named Hawkeye. What kind of stupid name is that? Should I be worried that this person might literally be a hawk? It's bad enough I just had a deer bite me in the leg a little while ago getting over here. I punched that little fucker in its sadistic doe-eyed face. Probably would have turned him into deer jerky if it hadn't gotten up and bounded off the second it realized it wasn't going to make me the meal on this damn island.

These cabins are actually nicer than my old home during my childhood. Who uses metal bars to make beds stacked over each other though? Another lesson I've learned so far while being in here: Don't get near the weird three-holed electrical zappers, they will ki-

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Why do I always have to be a bad guy?! Why can't I be a princess or at least someone who isn't EVIL?!
OK, Kenshin, Nanami just headed in as a distraction. She's asking Helga for something so on the count of three after I post this we both head in and start searching!

If you have to talk, just hide and type it out.

This is exciting! I feel like a spy!
You actually going to help us find this one? It's not called a team for it's health.
Nanami won't go with us to look for the clue. She says she'll never go there again. I don't mind going if Himura goes but he's little now and the place is kind of scary. He's so cute little, he's like a pocket-sized Himura. Hahah that would be great, just pack him in your bag and bring him out to kick Sho in the shin!

Nanami's hogging the bathtub too. I don't mind her using it first but I kind of want to take a bath too. And she's got bubbles. :( She really is a rich young lady. Bubbles in a bath is like it's a MAGIC bath. And you can make yourself a bubble crown and rule over the bubble kingdom! Bubbles are so pretty. Can you believe she kicked me out? I just want to look at the bubbles. I mean I can understand Himura because even if he's huggable he's still a guy. But I wasn't doing any harm. You're so mean Nanami. And you have to get out soon because Himura and I have to sleep in there too. Don't be selfish.

Himura and I watched Jurassic Park on the TV. I think it scared him a little but he's sitting there looking all stubborn about it and jumping every time Nanami splashes in the bathtub. I promised him the dinosaurs weren't real. He keeps complaining that he still doesn't have his sword and a Shinai won't help with velociraptors. I guess so, I mean it's just flimsy bamboo and they've got two huge toe-claws and a whole set of teeth. So it's like having tons of real swords against a wooden stick. I told him it would have to do because we couldn't outrun a velociraptor and anyway they're not alive anywhere it's just a story. It's amazing how good computers can do animals like that now though. I want to meet someone who can do that and make a really funny Sho video. I'd send it to him once a week just because it would make him so mad! Hahaha I wish I could do that.

Wow that was long I'd better go knock on the door again. See you all tomorrow!
I'm not very good with poetry to so.. um.. anyway, here goes the first shot!

Here we are on this island
Away from all that we know
Pirahna in the water keep us on land
and games make friends into foes

At night we share cabins like campers
I think Mr. Ryuiichi snores
It's fun to make friends it could be worse
At least we have windows and doors.

I've met lots of really nice people
Like my new friends Kaoru and Gin
With the galley we can't help but be full
and this game I'm so gonna win!

At the end of the day when it all comes to an end
Wish I was home but at least I've got really great friends


I've always wanted to do Shakespearean sonnets, we had to preform those in class a few weeks before I ended up here.
Hey, Kyoko. No hard feelings, right? ♥ All's fair in love and war.

Sorry about leaving you near that tree, by the way. I'm afraid I just haven't got the upper body strength to drag you someplace nicer.

And the moral of this story is; never trust the enemy.
I have got to stop accidentally poking myself with these dar

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Our chair is a big pile of gloopy glittery gunk and it's stuck to the floor of the cabin!! I even tried kicking it and prying with stuff and it won't come up!!
The last few days have been... frustrating. I spent more time than I would have liked glued to the chair I was suppose to be working on. WHEN I CATCH YOU, YOU LITTLE BON-BON, I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOU IN THE DRESSER AND LOCK IT! We had been doing so well, too. I thought we were getting along.. but Kronos obviously has worse temper issues than I originally thought. When I accidentally tripped over him he decided to glue my pant leg to our chair. You do realize that in my attempt to free myself I had no choice but to destroy half of the chair? Now we have to fix it.

Oddly, I've been feeling a little lethargic... I wonder if Dolly-san's scary friend is around... or maybe Chacha fed me something bad again. She did offer me some of her dinner the other night when Kronos dumped my meal over my head in revenge for tying him up. It is a little weird to see Chacha.... as she ...he?... oh never mind. At least I missed out on all the horror that apparently occurred... I guess being glued to a chair had its advantages.

Also, Ryuuichi, while it is flattering you decided to paint my cabin as well... might you refrain from including me in everything you and Kenshin do? He's kind of clung onto you like a safety net it seems, Kenshin... maybe you could give him to Gin for babysitting? At least anything he puts in that mans mind you won't have to worry too much about. He's not an impressionable six year old, after all. Even if he acts like one.
So Kenshin spent yesterday trying to explain something to Chacha and I had time to look at the chair. It's got good intentions but the poor thing was soaked in glue and glitter so it was all droopy. I told Ryuiichi to do the walls of the cabin instead which in hindsight may not have been a good idea. I don't THINK you can get high off kids glue but the smell is really strong. On the other hand, I used the hot glue while he was busy and tried to reinforce the chair and now it's outside drying. We'll see after the glitter glue is dry whether it'll work or not.

I have glitter EVERYWHERE now. Ugh, every time I move it flitters off me like Fairy Dust which wouldn't be so bad except it's gotten in my eye twice and that really hurts!

I finally ate all those berries we got the other day! Otherwise they'd go bad. Sorry I didn't share but they were really good. They're small and in little bunches, they're red/almost black and really tangy. I'll have to see if I can find some more.

Is everyone else doing well on their chairs?
Miss Kyoko moved into Hopseed Hovel last evening with Mister Kaoru and explained that I could sleep inside Snowdrift again. I do appreciate not having to remain on guard from predators while I try to sleep so it was a very nice repose. Miss Chacha joined Mister Ryuiichi, Mister Watanuki and I and we all painted for a while before dinner and then bed. Mister Ryuiichi also serenaded us and I must say his voice is unlike any I have ever heard. And such a strange song style. Not quite as strange as Miss Kyoko's chicken song but it was unique in a wholly different way. I understand they use drums and a western instrument called a keyboard as musical backup to his style. I had no idea a personality could change quite so drastically when performing although I have been told I sometimes do something similar. I can understand how Lady Kaoru felt now when I fought with Jin-e.

Miss Chacha sleepwalked and ended up in my bed an hour into the evening. There really isn't room for two full sized people in one bed but she would not let me leave. Miss Chacha you should try sleeping with a stuffed animal. Perhaps Mister Ryuiichi would lend you his bunny for a night to see if you can sleep on your own?

Never-the-less when I woke this morning Lady Kyoko was in my bed in Miss Chacha's place and I fear my hearing has not been normal since. I assure you, Lady Kyoko, I had nothing to do with this change. I cannot imagine how you and Miss Chacha returned to your own cabins and I heard nothing at all. Normally I am much more aware of things happening around me even while asleep. It is quite distressing to be so caught off guard.

Mister Ryuiichi, I have a feeling we may be working on the chair without Lady Kyoko's assistance as she seemed to go into shock before running away to the other cabin. I really have never had such an effect on people. It saddens me.

Mister Ryuiichi wanted to know what I looked like so here is my painting from last evening. I fear I am not much of an artist. But at least you can see general shapes. You should post yours as well, all of you.

Mister Watanuki, thank you for finding the watercolors at the Trading post. They are a great deal like Sumi-e paint but slightly thinner, it was nice to use something I was more accustom to. So many vibrant colors, however, I am NOT used to.
I am sure some of you are aware that I have been acting out of sorts for the past couple of days.  I mentally backtracked, and found that the time that I was… mentally incapacitated… began when I put on that tunic.  I wasn’t aware that this so-called princess is capable of such deviousness.  It was a misstep to trust in appearances.  That PUU-pity PUU-ping piece of PUU shall pay! 

It is difficult to type with these paws.  What kind of sorcery is this?

Oh, and Kyoko, Gin, Nanami—your days are numbered!  Do not think you can tie me up, humiliate me in such a fashion, and go unscathed!

And the rest of you!  In regards to the past several days, if you value your life, YOU SAW NOTHING.  YOU HEARD NOTHING.

Now to silence the screaming stick-boy. 

 

WAh, Wha, uuhhh? WHAT THE HELL IS MOKONA DOING ON THE ISLAND?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE, YUKO? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY PANIC? DID YOU HAVE TO SEND HIM OF ALL THINGS?! Even Maro and Moro would be easier to deal with. GAHHH!! My life is so unfair!!

... how did I end up in a different cabin? Where's Chacha and that annoying man Gin?
Ohhh.... that was quite a fall, wasn't it Kuma-chan?! I've never blacked out before. Even when K crashed our car into that wall in front of NG. You remember that? It was cool!

Wow! There's so many trees and birds... and AH! Is that a pony? HI LITTLE PONY! DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?! I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR CUBES AND LOVE EVERYDAY! Awww... it ran away... it doesn't like us anymore... lets go find some new friends, Kuma!

We can pretend like we are on a deserted island until K comes for us! Let's go find the ocean and play pirates! I'll be captain McMuffin and you will be ScurvyLops! We will pillage the open seas and steal everyone's booty! Rawr! HEE! This is such fun!

Do you hear the ocean, Kuma? I hear something.. let's go investigate! Hee, look at that, I used a big word! Investigate! I used it again! Isn't that great, Kuma-chan? Now we're off to find that sound! It's in that tree over there. I'm going to set you down to take a little look, okay Kuma? Oh! Don't cry! I'll only leave you for a minute! I promise! You'll never know I was gone! Okay? I'll give you all the candy you want when K comes, so don't cry! I'm going to go climb the tree now. You stay there and keep watch.






WHA! NOOO! The monkey stole Kuma! Get back here you stupid juju! Bring back Mr. Scurvylops now, or I'll eat you for supper!
It has been quite an eventful few days on the Island. First Lady Kyoko presented a most enthusiastic dance in her Bo costume. Some of us joined in for a while and were treated to her joy at the exercise. Mister Lee appears to have made it to the village just in time for the entertainment. Lady Kyoko seems to have overtaxed herself but I understand Mister Kaoru has been assisting her in her troubles.

Sometime during this Mister Watanuki was kidnapped by some of the local wildlife and we only discovered his situation after the fact. Mister Kurapika and I traversed the river in search of him and finally found him amongst his new crocodile friends. They seem very friendly with him, but I am afraid my hakama are in tatters after our rescue attempt. I fear I may have lost them altogether had it not been for Mister Kurapika's ingenious use of a very large stick. It seems the crocodiles enjoy fetching. We made off with Mister Watanuki during the ensuing stampede for the stick.

I fear one of the animals is staking out the camp, please take care when wandering, all of you.

A few cuts and bruises later and a visit to the infirmary and we are much better for it. The nurses there are quite good, I think Doctor Takani would enjoy learning from them. The healing touch is something wonderful indeed. Upon returning to the cabin I witnessed Lady Kiryuu being bodily thrown from the Latrines and I must say, she received some height. I admire her determination. She seems unwilling to ask for help even when it is offered so I shall leave her unless she loses consciousness.

I think I should check on Mister Watanuki to be certain he is recovering well.
Ohhhh gooood I feel awful. Those of you who didn't show up have only earned a VERY BRIEF REPRIEVE. I have no voice. And I feel like I'm going to throw up. But I swear if I see one of you, I'll throw up right on you and it'll serve you right. I neeeed honey and daikon... but. I. can't. move. I can't even get onto the bed. So I'm laying on the floor in the middle of my cabin.

Kaoru your dance was fun and I still want to be your friend but I'm not sure I have the stamina you thought I did. I hurt all over.

The wood is so nice and cool...
I never knew a person could be possessed by an animal spirit... WHO KILLED THAT POOR CROCODILE?!?!? I DEMAND TO KNOW! BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU STUPID JERK, I'M NOW STUCK WITH A GROUP OF SAVAGE LIZARDS! They seriously won't let me go anywhere... I must have acted so.... reptile like when possessed that they decided I actually WAS their long lost brethren, despite the fact I have no scales. It took me this long just to get to my computer! I'M NEVER GOING INTO THE WOODS FOR ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!! I'D RATHER DIE! NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO PLAY! I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH AS LONG AS YOU! NOOOSDHJK;WSD4TFHGNI0POW EKSD 
Tomorrow I'll be doing the Chicken Dance on top of the boat house. I found a ladder that leads to the roof and it's flat so I won't fall and die. Anyway, I welcome everyone to come watch and maybe even dance a long! Kaoru taught it to me and I understand it's a fun party dance! I've never seen anyone dance like it but I agree that it is fun! So please come by even just for a little while.

If you don't I'll come to your cabin at night, tie you to the bed and sing the pony song RIGHT IN YOUR EAR! With a megaphone. Because I don't know if I can sing for longer than an hour and a half and I already know the stone guy can't come. It would be better for us all if you could try to cooper-ate. Besides it'll be fun!

Noon! BOAT HOUSE! Be there.

It's like a party!
Captain Ichimaru, Miss Nanami and I went to find the cute little sea ponies that Kronos found yesterday or the day before. It took almost all day to find them and then Captain Ichimaru accidentally knocked us into the water. It was scary at first but then there were sea ponies EVERYWHERE! I almost memorized the song!! Miss Nanami had a little trouble swimming but they helped her out. Me too since Captain Ichimaru's clothes have a lot of fabric that is heavy when it's wet. It's so true, when you're in trouble they'll help you! They're like water sprites!! I asked them if they had a castle under the sea and a princess pony but they just kept singing. I wish they could answer. Maybe they're only allowed to sing to people? I bet that's it, there's probably a law so that people don't try to invade their castle. The castle is probably so pretty all coral and pearl and abalone! I bet it shines like the sun and sparkles from far away!

We played with the ponies for a while and they didn't want us to leave but we had to so Miss Nanami and I climbed back up the cliff (Miss Nanami is a real lady so she had a lot of trouble, I had to help her out a lot because her fingernails are delicate and rock is hard on them!) we made it back up but I think Captain Ichimaru went to get help because he wasn't there. Anyway, we made it back to the cabins by almost sunrise. I've got to go to sleep now but I'm going to listen to the song once more before I do.

Captain Ichimaru, you don't have to send anyone to rescue us! I saved Miss Nanami from the rocks and we're back home! OH! but your clothes shrunk a little on the climb back up. The sun was pretty hot I guess. We found some berries on the way home so if you want some, Captain Ichimaru, I'll share, I know you were worried. Nanami had her own food so she didn't want any.

I hope I dream about the sea pony castle! I wish I could go see it outside of my dreams!

I see some of you have enjoyed your venture into attempted mass-murder, cross-dressing, bondage, and hypothetical polygamy.  How I wish I was there to witness the havoc!

 Instead, I have resided in a cave for the past five days.  Believing that both the narcolepsy and laughing fits were gone, and I saw no harm in continuing my search for the Island.  Perhaps scaling the cliffs so soon after my recovery from the laughing fits was a misstep.  I woke at the mouth of a cave to someone singing, or to be more precise, somethings singing.  Gaudy pastel sea horses.

 I soon learned that every time a living thing falls into the water at this section of the cliffs, they rescue it while singing a song for an excruciating minute and a half, telling it to “count upon the sea ponies.”  I present you with a recording of this monstrosity.  Yesterday, a tribe of lemmings arrived at the edge of the cliff.  Are you aware how maddening it is to endure that song EVERY time those heinous rodents push one of their own off the precipice?!  


Trying to kill them has proven fruitless without a weapon sufficient for the task.  When I dispatch one of these blasted creatures with a rock, there are two to replace their fallen comrade.  I once grabbed one and threatened to use as a human… pony-fish?... shield in order to gain leave.  Again, numbers proved the victor, and I was “rescued” and again treated to the Sea Pony Song.  I trust that the sea pony population isn’t inexhaustible, but killing them one by one has become tedious for the moment.  No, the best recourse is to leave, and I will later exterminate them all at my leisure.

However, every time I try to leave, some force of nature prevents me from escaping.  I began to climb back up the cliff, only to have a rockslide hinder my ascent.  Even the rockslide right over their cove did not exterminate them!  When I try to swim to another portion of the island, the pastel monstrosities block my way.  On the other hand, I was able to steal one of the oars they use as props in their musical number.

At last, they are asleep.  I can finally make my escape.

Oh, and Island, you can take your beef jerky and shove it up your arse!

I like this game!! I get to stay with Papa Gin-san too!! =D He hasn't been around much, but when he is he teeches me all kinds of things! Like, did you no that there are speshal balloons that only boys can uze? They're called condumms! They must make boys very happy if they have their own balloon!! =D

Oh! And Papa Gin-san says my majik is like the "messed up Bunkai from hell." =D I askd him if that was a good thing. He wuldn't ansrr. So that must be good! =D

Wussymonkey-san is staying with me again. He screems too much. I like him with the crazy thing that was "sucking his braynz out" according to Papa Gin-san. Papa Gin-san is right. ~_~*

If I would stay with Mama Ken-san and Papa Gin-san togethur then that wuld be the best! Oh! And Princess Geezelle too! I like her lots! OH! OH!! And FUZZY-SAN!! He's so fuzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I love him!! I hug him lots and lots and lots!! Then he ran away. =( Come back Fuzzy-san!!

Okay! I get to ask a question for the game! Umm...

COATTIE-SAN!! Truth or dare!?! =D
I'm going to kill you Gin! Kill you, kill you, kill you! Did you have to tie me from a damned tree?! HUH?! You even left me there for a whole day!! I had to wait for Kenshin to wander by and finally untie me!! You two new people are no better than he is also! They just walked by and left me there! That stupid carrot head even laughed at me! Why do I have no recollection of what happened, either? There's also this big lump on my head... what did you hit me with, Gin?! I hate you! I can't believe I have to live in the same cabin as you! The island is a jerk! I hate hate hate hate it more than anything! AND WHY IS THERE A GHOST HANGING OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW?! She keeps glaring at Gin. GAH, now she's pretending to slit my throat! I want to go home!! YUKO I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR SENDING ME HERE!!

Oh... and apparently a new game started...it's sounds like a really stupid game too. Who plays truth or dare anymore? Whatever I guess I have to ask someone...

Kenshin, truth or dare?
Yes, the log in screen is the same. This does appear to be my computer, after all! But how did it suddenly turn up after a month? I have not seen it since I made my way out of the river near Konoha 33 days ago! Perhaps it washed up also! But I do not remember bringing it with me into the water. That would have been extremely careless! Electronics should not be submerged in liquid.

I wonder if Gon-kun and Ahiru-san will be able to read this.

GON-KUN!! AHIRU-SAN!! KILLUA-SAN!!!  CAN YO READ THIS?

Ah, it’s good to be back ta normal.  At least most of us have returned to our normal state.  Can’t say the same for Kiryuu and Pika, they’ve been lookin’ a bit blue lately, literally. XD   Kiryuu keeps tryin’ ta get me to donate my doubloons to her so she can bleach her hair back ta normal but I think it’s more amusin’ when she thinks she’s gotta wear a bag over her head.

Looks like the numbers here are increasin’, guess it makes our situation more interestin’ with all kinds of characters around.

Anyhow, Giselle’s cockroach army officially won’t let me within five yards of our cabin no more and that lion from earlier has been stalkin' ‘round outside the village lately.  I can only assume it wants a taste of me after I threw a coconut at its head last time I was escapin’ from it.  Anyone got a spare bunk in their cabin I could borrow fer a night or two?


EDIT:  It appears I spoke much too soon.  The Spaz seems to have developed a taste for human flesh within the past few hours.

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