I've learned that Mugetsu is very good at alerting me when someone is nearby, especially when it is Gin. I think Mugetsu is harboring some hate for you, Gin. AND SO WHAT IF I AM CHEATING? I LIKE NOT BEING PASSED OUT IN LESS THAN SAFE PLACES. Which is where people like to hit me for some reason I woke up this morning surrounded by monkeys. By the way, they hit me with this stuffed thing while I was trying to get away. I think it might be yours Ryuuichi. It doesn't entirely resemble your bunny anymore though... I'll try to sew his arm back on and find him a new eye when it is safe venture toward the shop keeper.

Also, Kurapika, you shouldn't have much to worry about in the bathroom anymore. Unless he found another similar spider around here, Mugetsu ate it. ^_^;


[Edited at 10:50am] Damnit journal! Don't tell people where I am all of a sudden!
I have got to stop accidentally poking myself with these dar

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Ichimaru! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! You're lucky I got out far enough so I didn't DROWN! I almost kicked you all the way in on my way out! You're looking tiny and you're still asleep! HAHA WHATEVER YOU DID TO ME I GOT YOU BACK!
I have been dared to roam through the village while blindfolded. My purpose is to identify the first person who crosses my way.

I'll begin tomorrow afternoon, Kyoko will be following me so as to assure I do not walk into the walls cheat.


Please, do not misunderstand my actions!
Miss Chacha, Mister Watanuki and I parted ways last evening. I have moved into Chitalpa Chalet with Mister Kurapika and Captain Ironfoundersson. I have not seen the good Captain but Mister Kurapika and I have settled in comfortably.

I came across Mister Watanuki strung up in the tree today and cut him down with a knife from the galley. It took a while because I do not think those knives are meant to cut rope. All the blood had rushed to his head and it took a while for him to recover himself enough to walk straight. I see he is doing much better and is back to his old spirited self now. This is such a relief. I really did not think I had the ability to exorcise the demon from his body. I also saw no bright lights in which to jump inside and save him. The demon was very aggressive as well and unlike in the movie it was not confined to a single house.

I apologise to Miss Chacha, I had no idea the movie would be quite so terrifying. Mister Watanuki, if you could just try to help her if she has nightmares, I would appreciate it.

Welcome to the newest people on the Island. I hope you are all doing well still. This place is quite trying but we must make the best of a bad situation, no?

With the interest of getting to know some of you, I have decided to pass the game along to Mister Lee. Mister Lee, truth or dare?
I like this game!! I get to stay with Papa Gin-san too!! =D He hasn't been around much, but when he is he teeches me all kinds of things! Like, did you no that there are speshal balloons that only boys can uze? They're called condumms! They must make boys very happy if they have their own balloon!! =D

Oh! And Papa Gin-san says my majik is like the "messed up Bunkai from hell." =D I askd him if that was a good thing. He wuldn't ansrr. So that must be good! =D

Wussymonkey-san is staying with me again. He screems too much. I like him with the crazy thing that was "sucking his braynz out" according to Papa Gin-san. Papa Gin-san is right. ~_~*

If I would stay with Mama Ken-san and Papa Gin-san togethur then that wuld be the best! Oh! And Princess Geezelle too! I like her lots! OH! OH!! And FUZZY-SAN!! He's so fuzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I love him!! I hug him lots and lots and lots!! Then he ran away. =( Come back Fuzzy-san!!

Okay! I get to ask a question for the game! Umm...

COATTIE-SAN!! Truth or dare!?! =D
I'm going to kill you Gin! Kill you, kill you, kill you! Did you have to tie me from a damned tree?! HUH?! You even left me there for a whole day!! I had to wait for Kenshin to wander by and finally untie me!! You two new people are no better than he is also! They just walked by and left me there! That stupid carrot head even laughed at me! Why do I have no recollection of what happened, either? There's also this big lump on my head... what did you hit me with, Gin?! I hate you! I can't believe I have to live in the same cabin as you! The island is a jerk! I hate hate hate hate it more than anything! AND WHY IS THERE A GHOST HANGING OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW?! She keeps glaring at Gin. GAH, now she's pretending to slit my throat! I want to go home!! YUKO I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR SENDING ME HERE!!

Oh... and apparently a new game started...it's sounds like a really stupid game too. Who plays truth or dare anymore? Whatever I guess I have to ask someone...

Kenshin, truth or dare?
Yes, the log in screen is the same. This does appear to be my computer, after all! But how did it suddenly turn up after a month? I have not seen it since I made my way out of the river near Konoha 33 days ago! Perhaps it washed up also! But I do not remember bringing it with me into the water. That would have been extremely careless! Electronics should not be submerged in liquid.

I wonder if Gon-kun and Ahiru-san will be able to read this.

GON-KUN!! AHIRU-SAN!! KILLUA-SAN!!!  CAN YO READ THIS?
Teehee ♥ This is quite fun. I am so very glad there are this many people on the island that  I can devour. It should makes things tons of fun. This kid has so much built up rage and energy, it is just so glamorous! I wanted to cut everyone's hearts out so very painfully with a sharpened broom handle, but this stupid boy did not have enough money to buy a knife from the shop-keeper. Alas, I am stuck with this workmans hammer. Oh well! ♥ I bet pounding people will be so much more fun! I can even use the forked end to rip open their chests! Oh yay! I am off to find them all now! This body is so easy to control, and smells delicious. I wonder if I can cut my own heart out in the end? Joy! Oh, yes, I told that little virgin girl I would sing and let her know I was coming!

One, two, sissy's coming for you! Three, four, better lock your door! ♥ kukukukukukuuuu
Seven hours have passed without experiencing those disturbing laughter intervals, perhaps I am finally cured. Though... The past days have been fiendish. For some reason, the narcolepsy always affects me when I am at the Galley. During breakfast, lunch, and dinner... It's so embarrassing. Last night, I was having dinner while Kenshin tried to help Chacha eat the soup. He picked the spoon, and the next thing I knew, my face was in the meal. When I awakened, I saw Gin snickering something about bork and schnipp.

Coincidentally, last Sunday our team was awarded shampoo and doubloons, which has been incredibly useful. My hair was starting to resemble a nest. I was also given eight doubloons and some of my original clothes. I dare not ask how the Island managed to obtain them. I needed new clothes, my blue tunic was partially gnawed on by a ferocious badger.

New residents have arrived, Stiltzkin, Miss Kyoko and another adolescent, but he has not interacted much. I suppose he is still somewhere in the forest, wearing a dress. Chacha is very amused with Stiltzkin and 'Bo', she has attempted to hug them mercilessly. As much as her perception allowed her to, though.
Miss Kirkyuu's condition remains without change, at least she no longer complains of the nocturnal laughter. She even stated I snore, which is completely untrue. It must have been Captain Ironfoundersson or Potato.

Regarding Watanuki... He has recovered completely. Except for the fact he seems to have obtained some courage. Perhaps it is a temporary symptom.
...Wow. Okay, so apparently Renge can hit hard when it means getting a guy into a dress.

Do people usually dream when they've been knocked out? Because I have to say that this is the weirdest dream I've ever had, including that one with Tono and the watermelon staircase.

Why do I always get stuck with the weird delusions? They don't even mean anything. It's just a bunch of random stuff, like that tree that I swear wasn't there before.

...Eh, I guess the only thing to do is wait to wake up. Why doesn't my subconscious believe that Pacman should be on this laptop? I hope they don't do anything too bad to me while I'm sleeping. Last time, I woke up without any socks on, and Hikaru's hair clip was missing. We still don't know who took those. Who would want a pair of socks, anyway?

Gah. Why do my dreams have to be so boring? There aren't even any good games on this thing. You'd think that it'd at least have Minesweeper or something. I suppose it's better than dreaming about being number six and being terrified of seven, but still. These things are supposed to be entertaining.

If I knew that this would happen, I would've just let the fangirls put the dress on me while I was awake. Which raises a good point--why am I still in the dress, when I'm asleep? I want a refund on my subconscious, it's obviously faulty if it's coming up with stuff like this. It could've given me a dream-Hikaru, at the very least.

Is anyone else having vision problems here or is it just me?!   I’m tired of running into trees!  My beautifully proportioned nose can’t take much more!

Maybe I’m going blind? 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I don’t want to be blind!  I want to color coordinate my outfits!  I want to see the newest summer designs by Alexander McQueen!  What if I wear two different colored socks?? I’d rather die!

I will KILL whoever did this to me.

Kurapika, thank you for helping me back to the cabin. It was really nice of you. I'm glad we found the little moogle on our way back, he's so nice! And it meant I wasn't all alone in that cabin with the creepy coyotes outside. I've had time to sleep and I still haven't come to terms with being stuck with no outside communication but don't you worry, I'll fight back!

...
Ahhh...


NO! I CAN'T GET DOWN! I'LL FIND SOMEWAY BACK!!

Hrm...
I'm still not feeling very well. I wonder if I have a cold. I have no other symptoms besides being really tired though. Maybe I over did myself somehow. I don't know. There was a lot of noise in the cabin tonight... I was too exhausted to turn around and see what was going on. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA*UHKAJND I'm so tired of all this laughing!! It's coming in fewer intervals than before but it has begun to hurt. It isn't helping at all! I wonder where Dolly-san and his friend are... my bed is empty for on----
Kupo! Now that I have become quite the proficient master of this technological contraption, it appears that I am finally able to make contact with all of you residents out here in the jungle!

Greetings! I am Stiltzkin, Traveling Moogle Extraordinaire, purveyor of rare artifacts and powerful weapons that have…um…gone missing for the current moment. Alas, it is a most precarious predicament I have been stationed in; but I am handling the loss with amazing grace! Apparently going into a cave that says: “DANGER! DO NOT ENTER!” was not my most brilliant of plans. But on a happier note, it seems that I have crossed uncharted lands outside of Gaia, Shella, or The World That Never Was. Strange place, that last one. To a nomadic Moogle like myself, this place opens up a whole new world of opportunities and rare items to bring back and sell! Oh the profits! I can see them now, and it has my tiny antennae in a giddy tizzy, KUPO!

It appears, however, that I am to encounter quite the array of volatile beasts along my treacherous journey! Already I have been made a portable to-go snack of a flock of fawns who found my tush plump and tasty. Kupow! All the fur is gone from my tiny behind. Nothing more than a stump of bitten skin and tail remain at the moment. I feel strangely violated by the actions of said carnivorous deer. But this shall not deter me from my mission at hand.

Some of you I have already made acquaintances with; but my methods have been to always know the clientele that I am working with along with their shopping wants and needs. So if you would be so kind as to introduce yourself as well, I would be most appreciative of the gesture!

On a separate note: Does anyone have any sound shelter for me to stay in for the night and rest my sore little bum before I go back out again? I fear I might be made the snack of yet another hungry creature should I let my guard down at night without my proper supplies that usually kept me hidden from sight. Kupo!
Wh.. WHAT IS THIS?! I KNEW I felt him around. KNEW IT, my evil radar detector went off. Damn you Shotarou! You got me involved with that creepy guy! I wake up inside a BOX! And once I make it out I find myself in a TREE! I must have fallen from pretty high up too because I'm bruised everywhere. If my face is bruised I'll KILL him. Stuffing me in a box! I DEMAND A REMATCH! WHERE DID YOU SEND ME?! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I WAS DRESSED AS BO!! He has a lot of padding. I could have broken something. Where are my clothes? I usually wear normal clothes under Bo! I can't chaaaaaange... wahhh~!

Ohhhhh noooooooooooo! I'm supposed to be shooting Mio today and Mr. Tsuruga is going to think I'm late and I don't care about acting!! DAMN YOU BEAGLE! I HATE YOU! I'll make you pay! I'll send you to the deepest bowels of Hell! You think this crappy tree is going to keep me from crushing you? Think again buster!

Oh... Mr. Tsuruga's going to give me that terrifying gentlemanly smile and say something mean like 'Oh you decided to show up, isn't that nice, the rest of us wasted days of shooting because you weren't there.' I know he's gonna hate me for this even more.

Mooookoooo I'm somewhere in a jungle. Do you think I'm dead? Do you think the fairies came and took me away to their world? Why didn't they take me out of the box first. I don't see anything but trees.

That stupid beagle thinks he's won but next time I see him I'll show him! You think you scare me but it's not going to be like last time I have a talisman this time and it'll defeat you for sure! ... Where is it? NOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD NO!! COOOOORN!! IT'S GONE YOU MADE ME LOSE IT!!

I HATE YOU 100x more now! I hope you got a splinter putting me in that box! I hope it gets infected and festers and falls off and all your fans are disgusted by you! YOU DESERVE IT!

I should have gotten a journal ages ago. I feel so relieved, writing out my thoughts. Ahhh....j31j2n#@
Mister Kurapika and I 'ad a wonderful conversation last evenin', right? I consider meself 'onoured ter have become acquainted wiv 'im and consider 'im a mucker.

We 'ad the bloody contest finals today, and I assume we wait for the Island ter make it's decision on the outcome. I were able ter try, right, for the first time, blueberry pancakes. Ingenious flat bread that is sweet ter the taste and served wiv syrup. The chuffin' cakes were quite sweet on their own so I opted out of addin' on the bloomin' syrup. Cor blimey guv! Right nice Uncle Bob ter Lady Kiryuu, right, Captain Ironfoundersson and Mister Kurapika.

I'm bloody well 'avin' difficulty sleepin' wiv Mister Watanuki's new pet in the bloody cabin, init? It's mince pies glow yellow and I do not believe it actually 'as eyelids. Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. Now that Mister Watanuki 'as calmed dahn over the matter of Miss Chacha's statue, I feel 'e may last much better on the bloomin' Island. Right. I were worried for 'is blood pressure for a wile.

Miss Chacha, I 'ave taken a great deal of yor fread ter the nice man at the bloomin' Tradin' Post 'oo 'as promised ter keep the store stocked wiv it and in exchange gave yer 20 doubloons, a new red cloak, and a sleepin' bag. Now there is room ter move about us cabin again and yer 'ave a sleepin' bag for yorself no matter where yer go.
Chacha is such a lovely girl, isn't she! She gave me a bunch of gorgeous gold thread, so my friends and I made her a lovely dress as a thank-you. Here it is, do you like it? We even had enough fabric left over to make a crown! ♥♥♥♥♥



We were on a roll, so suddenly I realized that we'd made new outfits for my rommates. I hope that you like them! You don't want to be stinky and wear the same thing two days in a row, right? : )
For Artie: ♥
Such a princely lad!!


For Gin: ♥
Somehow I thought that red would look stunning on you!


Kronos: ♥
You are such a confident person, and gold looks great on confident people! There was a lot of fabric left over from miss Chacha's dress, so it was a great opportunity!


For the squirrels and birds: ♥


There was no fabric left over to make a dress for me today. I'll have to weave some, I guess! Idle hands are the demon's playthings!! : )

Ahh, it's 10:00 am already! I haven't done much, I must get to that cooking! Artie, may I have your help decorating, please?

Oh, there are no more curtains in our cabin. I hope that's not a problem for anyone.. (But everyone loves the light, don't they?)
Dolly-san decided to wake me up to show me his new "friend" that he brought in from the forest. Apparently neither of them could sleep and decided I shouldn't either.... the computer took a picture of this crazy new "friend".

I think I'm am more scared of it than the doll and new potato addition combined. Maybe Chacha would like to gift him to someone special since I already have Dolly-san and would hate to be a friend hog. o.o;; Would you be so kind? Please?
Today we went to the woods with misster Himura, mister Wantanuki and Chacha!

The sun was in the sky and the sky was blue. Watanuki was screeming like always, he was looking at me weird. I don't know. Maybe he's one of those old men who are shown in the news.

whats really important!!

Look!!!!!!! I took a picture of him!!




His name is Potato and will live with us in the little house!!


Mister Gin said he'd come for me, but potato will defend me, i just know it ~_~
this thing I'm wearing a dirty I should change it
Things have calmed down a bit it seems. I must admit that was a cruel prank that the island pulled... making me think I was back home. OH HIMAWARI-CHAN WE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN SOME DAY!! After all that has happened I am glad for the calm that has settled around myself at least. I still refuse to help anyone out with those evil swans!! I like my eyes, and face, and jugular! More importantly my life!

Oddly, after the incident with the ghost, and how I hate to admit it, "dolly-san" and I seem to be getting along. He still creeps the hell out of me, but he's decided to become more useful and even helped me look for some tools to use. I still don't agree with you Kenshin. I think the soup would have been a better idea. Finding things to use for this new recipe isn't easy and the minute I venture out into the woods that deer starts to follow me. I think I need a weapon of some kind if I'm going to go out there. Does anyone have anything useful? AND DAMNIT, GISELLE! WOULD YOU TELL YOUR "FRIENDS" TO STOP CHEWING ON MY TOES WHILE I SLEEP?!
I dunno why, but Mama Ken-san and Kuthaleeka-san dont like me using my majik. Majik is so yousfull, so I made them sumthing when they wernt looking!

Look! )
Being followed by that bizarre idol as people stared in shock and fascination, was indeed the most humiliating experience I have ever had. Before anyone was harmed, I headed toward a supposedly tranquil area. The park. The horrid statue remained next to me the whole time, as people started gathering around it. A few minutes later, it was on the news. There was even a religious group claiming it was an array of their god. They were convinced I was their Prophet. I adamantly denied everything!

Fortunately, the idol vanished. Thanks to Gin, though.

I had to use my Hunter License to obtain a free room in a hotel. But when I woke up, I was back at the Island. In the Ladies' restroom to be more precise. I apologize, it was not my intention.

Truthfully, I am glad I never returned to the city. All was a hallucination. The statue must have returned to its righteous place now. With Watanuki.


Today I will go to the river to retrieve those leaves for the meal, while Miss Kiryuu attempts to prepare -it-. Captain Ironfoundersson continues to guard the area, so no vermin approaches while we experiment with the stove. It would be useful if something was done regarding the mildew odor our cabin has, it can attract spiders. Those vile creatures enjoy humid, moldy places.


Mister Kenshin, I would like to know if you could... lend me the sewing kit? Do not misunderstand me, please.
I don't understand... When I woke up yesterday, I was back home! Oh Andalasia... Everyone, it's a wonderful land.. you should come and visit me! ♥ Everybody, please come to my wedding when I get married to my lovely Prince Edward!! It will be a most magical day.. One day..

But I couldn't find Edward anywhere!! I was so excited that I woke up and started looking around, but couldn't find him. So I thought that if I sat down and sang, he would find me yet again. Nothing.. My, it was lonely. I decided to go on a walk with my friends, but suddenly it felt like something hard struck me and the next thing I remember is waking up here, covered in squirrels!
...

I guess we should go out today and get the ingredients today for our recipe. I do so love to cook, so maybe that will cheer me up... Yes, yes, it will! And my team members are such lovely people, I know that I'll have a great time out with them~

I figured bein’ home was just a hallucination.  I had gone to sleep in what looked to be my quarters in Las Nochas last night and woke up teetering on the edge of a cliff and usin’ a huge egg as a pillow.  Unfortunately for me it was either fall or be pecked to death by a flock of angry swans. 

It seems that this was some sort of present from the island to celebrate April first which is apparently a day for foolin’.  Wish someone had given a heads up on that one. I would have gladly partaken in some of those interestin’ activities.  I wonder what Captain Aizen would think if I introduced it in Hueco Mundo.  For some reason, I think he’d be quite against the idea unless he was excluded from the list of victims.

…then again, I guess no one would be stupid enough to pull a prank on the Boss, it’d mean certain death… oh wait, I know a couple that are lackin’ in the intelligence area that could be easily persuaded… hmm…  heh heh…  ah, anyhow, that’s for another time.

It seems we have returned. And I see the statue has returned to it's original size and is still trying to hug Mister Watanuki.

I miss Mister Sano, Master Yahiko and Lady Kaoru. And my sword.

I think I will go buy a sewing kit from the man at the trading post and go about patching my clothes.
After floating for days—weeks--it’s difficult to tell from the salt water-induced delirium--I woke on a beach with barnacles attached to places they shouldn’t.  Once I had my bearings, I began to explore the coast.  I quickly found a rowboat.  It appeared to be in impeccable condition.

 Before I could examine the boat, a huge tidal wave hit me and washed me off to sea.  When the current carried me a few hundred metres, I heard a voice say “nuh-uh-uh,” as though admonishing a child.  Not two seconds later, I hit… nothing.  An invisible barrier of sorts.  Suddenly, I heard a tune… two notes repeating over and over again.  I saw a dorsal fin head directly towards me.  As the shark neared the boat, the music became louder and louder.  Then, large jaws clamped around my torso.

 The fight wasn’t long.  I tore out part of its gills.  However, I lost consciousness before I could watch it bleed to death.

 When I woke again, I was back on shore.  I saw that somebody left an unlabelled backpack with a portable computer, a flashlight, and a canteen.  I turned on the computer to see who owned it.  Then, I would find the owner and make him tell me how to leave this place.  I was surprised to find the items were for me.

 According to the computer, I am to help a group of people make a meal out of a swan’s egg?  What tripe is this?  For starters, who is this “Island” and how does he know my name?  Perhaps he’s one of those Watchers that the traitor told me about, but they are only glorified peeping toms.  Watchers can’t be capable of spontaneous tsunamis, invisible barriers and musical sharks…

 

 …and a telephone pole-sized statue with an erection equal in size to its height.  I have never seen a tribe that used a method like this for deforestation.

 Anyway, I will find you, “Island,” and for your sake, you had better tell me how to return to Seacover!  If you do, you will only die for your previous efforntery.  I have places to go and a certain person to decapitate.  Revenge waits for no one!

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