I need a shower.... so bad... v_v
After spending over a day in a hole (thanks SO much Stephen-san) and then searching for Mugetsu...
I just feel dirty... and gross.... AND WHY THE HELL DOES THE OTHER WILDLIFE ALWAYS FOLLOW ME AROUND?!
YOU'D THINK SEEING GHOSTS WAS BAD ENOUGH! BUT NOOOOOO THE STUPID ANIMALS HAVE TO TRY AND EAT ME TOO.
I hate this stupid Island! WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T GO HOME?!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR! I DEMAND COMPENSATION FOR MY PAIN!
THIS IS WORSE THAN WORKING FOR YUUKO-SAN!

Ah... but at least I found Mugetsu. Even if it took me hours to talk him into coming home...
And at least I have my skillet back... even if I had to pay for something that was rightfully mine in the first place.
I have this sudden urge to be greedy with it and never cook for anyone again. Hmph.
Then... I guess they could just cook things themselves... and I'd probably miss working in the kitchen...damn.

I guess there is a bright side.. I won't have to move cabins for a while, since I've been staying in Dogwood anyhow...
But what is this bogus game? Build a jet pack?! I don't know the first thing about making something like that!
I also hear my partner is violent.... this isn't going to be another Kronos episode.... is it.......? ;~;
In pairs, Islanders will make their own jet pack with materials available on the Island and in the trading post.
Once made, one of the members of each pair gets to be lucky enough to fly it. The challenge is to get about 20m/65.62 feet out to sea and then back again. The others serve as the rescue and get a boat from the boathouse.

Sabotage of others' jet packs/boats is of course, not against the rules.

Your cabins/teams are as follows:
Chitalpa: Zidane and Lee, Snowdrift: Stephen and Hana, Chateau: Cale and Steiner, Hopseed: Chacha and Gin, Redrock: Jack and the Hitachiins, Dogwood: Botan and Watanuki

The Island has Spoken
Leave Comments, Worship and Next of Kin
Hey, blue-haired lady, what's taking you so long? We've been waiting for hours for you to get here.

Don't tell me you were eaten by the alligators. It took us too long to get this stuff; you're not allowed to be in the infirmary.
Everybody!!

I found this note in the middle of the beach - it was written in red ink! It said I should get a partner for something.

Now, don't be shy - I know you want to spend time with the Class President Hikaru-kun, but there's no need to write an anonymous letter about it!
Threat Number 5: Other stranded visitors! I notice most of you showed no interest at all in helping me out of that hole. I could have starved to death! I'm a very important person you know!

Threat number 4: Touchy feely boys. There are things young men shouldn't do. If you want to be like that, visit Massachusetts! We gave that state to you to keep you away from us!

Threat number 3: Holes. Large empty spaces in the floor of the earth! Ridiculous! They're after us all. Keep your eyes open you never know when one will jump up and catch you! Then hold you prisoner for days on end!

Threat number 2: The ground. I'm not sure how but the ground appears to have connected fully with my face at some point. To such a degree that I am not entirely sure how I got here, nor who the perky girl with blue hair is looming menacingly nearby.

Threat number 1: Perky blue-haired strangers. They look innocent enough but I guarantee I have a foot shaped indentation in my right temple! I've never met her before! That is ASSAULT. VIOLENCE TO FACES! Give me the name of your lawyer young lady!
Koenma-sama! This is Botan reporting~!

WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!!! BIG BIG BIG TROUBLE!!!

Thank goodness! I found this device to contact you! I thought I would never be able to find a way to contact you after I crashed into a pack of geese!

Ah....

Hahaha.... Please don't ask how that happened ^^;;

Moving on!

Where I am, I have no idea. But I've discovered that the animals here are becoming somewhat similar to the animals in the Demon World. Which is scary... Very scary. I mean I almost got eaten alive by rabbits! Rabbits!! I mean I thought they eat grass... They do don't they?! Don't THEY!?

I'm sorry! I'm sorry Koenma-sama! I'm just getting scared now... I mean I've been chased and attacked by demonic plants and animals that not even the Spirit World 's infamous demonic bug spray could kill a fly! The flies here are HUGE by the way... But thank goodness they don't bite (I hope). I even got all my hair plucked out by giant swans!

... I have a feeling they don't like the colour blue. ;_;

Anyway, since the animals here where I am are becoming more demonic. I have a feeling that someone called 'Island' may have found out about Sensui and Sakyo and decided to finish their job. TT_TT

I think you should call in Yusuke and the others.... HURRY AND CALL THEM!! (I don't like this place!)

Oh and I almost forgot to mention! There's a whole bunch of ghosts here! I don't know how the system missed these people- uh I mean ghosts, but this shouldn't have happened! Is it possible that there have been some files missing from the archives? I mean... No offense Koenma-sama, but your office is a mess. ^^;;

Uhh.... Please don't kill me.... T_T

That was a joke!!! ^0^ even though it's true

Maybe it 's possible that George misplaced some files and put them somewhere. Ask him if he's seen any files about: Fiona, Kelly, Paulina, Bob and Tiger? These are the ghosts that I currently had found that haven't been sent away.

Do you think it 's possible that this 'Island' is plotting some sort of evil use to these ghosts?

And about the suicidal pigeon lady case, yes Koenma-sama I've already archive that into the 'Dead and Deranged' cabinet before I left. ^^

Oh....

And.... Umm.... Do you remember the Super Homicidal Maniac Jonah case?

......

He's here! And he's been fo-llo-w-ing me...

HURRY AND GET YUSUKE AND THE OTHERS KOENMA-SAMA!

And please get this email ASAP!

I'll let you know if anything else happens! If I'm alive still, but then again I am dead





PS Could you also ask them to bring another oar for me? I- uhh... broke mine....

Please? ^^;;

PPS Why do I hear Rick Ashtley...?
I think I'm going to go crazy up here. The birds are singing.

I suddenly have the urge to eat a lot of poultry.
And so our monkey problem is solved. For a day at least if things are still working the same. Or a few hours.

Really Stephen, which cabin was it you were staying in?

Cookboy! I have your skillet, do you have that pretty finders fee I may have mentioned? For a small protection levy I might even just find it in my way to help you with your current problems, savvy?
I guess if you're gonna get lost at sea, there're worst places to end up. I mean, it's relatively dry - there's shade and trees, which hopefully means food - and I'm pretty sure I saw some smoke coming from inland a bit earlier. Though, I have no idea where this place is, as I don't remember any Islands in the general vicinity of where we were traveling last night. Of course
 knowing Stiener
 
Damn! Could be anywhere.
 
I guess the first order of business would be breakfast, and then a little exploring to make sure this isn't actually a populated area before I try and make a signal fire ? I know Vivi'll be worried about me, even if no one else will.

 alright, so, they'll probably all be worried, they're not as cold hearted as that. Hope Garnet isn't too upset with me for being a showoff again


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Where are my knives?! ALL my stuff is gone! And
 how the hell did I fall out of that tree?! If I hadn't caught myself with my tail I'd probably have a broken leg or something! What the hell?! I haven't fallen out of something as stationary as a TREE since I was SIX!
 
I can't do any magic, either! Not that I was that great at it, Vivi's way better even if he doesn't think so, but still!

 okay Zidane
 calm down
 it was probably just a fluke! Yeah, that's it. No way I really fell out of the tree. Must've just slipped on something; getting a bit too cocky without everyone here to deflate your ego properly
 right
 that's gotta be it

 
What in Gaia is going ON?!

If I knew being lost in some random forest would require so much waiting around doing nothing, I wouldn't have--

Oh yeah. I didn't have a choice.

Fortunately, using the computer doesn't require much moving so all the cannibalistic trees and monkeys who only want me for body won't catch the movement.

Unfortunately, this computer doesn't have World of Warcraft or my awesome archer.

Pacxon it is! (At least until I'm not alone anymore.)



By the way, if this is about a ransom for all my parents' money...

Be afraid.
I am going to be eating some monkeys tonight.
>=OOOOOO!!!!
KAORU I HATE YOU!!

WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING?! I BET THAT DAMN PHONE NEVER HAD SIGNAL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!
AND NOW I CAN'T FIND MY WAY BACK!!!
Oh, yea, I LET THEM RIP YOUR UNDERWEAR TO SHREDS, SHREDS!!!!
So take that!

Now where the heck am I? >=x

I found Mr Glasses Finger Man!! He looks so funni withh big bubblee balloon musckelz! He sed he wanted muscklez so I gave him happy ones all ove rhis body! He looks like a marshmallloww man now! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Um...I duno how to get him out of hte hole tho. Can sumone help me pleez?
M-my jacket. What do the monkeys want with a jacket?

And my tie, as well! What next, my shoes?!

u988nb0iop=-o=\-kighxrea4w3Z 8ut 986 yiuhojglctlyfhulg;ioy09

I WAS JOKING.

I suppose it's really my fault for not watching my clothes while they dried, but--

MY UNDERWEAR, TOO?!

[Session expired. Entry posted automatically.]
NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY?!

Clearly I have done something to anger You, I will do a hundred Hail Marys!

Maybe I'm dreaming a horrible nightmare of being kidnapped again! That mus be it, surely my interns would not allow it to happen a second time. They missed me so much the last time I could see the joy in their little intern faces when I was returned. Well.. that might actually have been hangovers. From all the partying the clearly did the night they heard I'd returned. Though I'm not entirely sure how they found out I had returned. Are my interns psychic?

My subconscious remembers those awful months I spent in Island hell with Homeless Satan despite my efforts to erase the experience from my mind.

I don't suppose anyone else is still here. If I'm going to have this terrible dream I should probably try to find the little village and get away from the demonic deer.
Now that I am back in my proper ninja wardrobe, I am heading over to the training grounds! Would anyone like to join me?
Augh I got NO sleep last night. Nanami made me burnt he cabin down. And the coyotes came. Luckily the bunk beds were still working so they couldn't get to us but they sat there HOWLING all night! By dawn I was so pissed off I started yelling at the leader. He can bet I'll have rocks tonight. I swear he understood me. Which is GOOD cause I had a lot to say to him!! GRRRR!!
The big die quivers and then appears to shake itself before crashing down on the fire circle and rolling toward the cliff where it drops off and comes to rest in some trees. The die reads:



Kyoko's electricity surges through her body, hitting the roof and walls of her cabin, catching the entire thing on fire and shooting back to electrify herself, getting Stiltzkin a bit as she goes. After about half a minute she falls smoking to the ground, the marble rolls out of Stiltzkin's paw toward Nanami's feet.

Critical fail.
BEN!! I mean GAI-SENSEI!! I must find the Death Star marble and save the universe! I mean Island! Help me Ben!! I mean GAI-SENSEI!!
Darth Moogle, you're shirking duties. You're the subordinante, you're supposed to do the fighting! FINE. I'll do it myself.

All that electricity SHOCK THEM!!

ROLL INITIATIVE! MAKE ME ÜBER!



Let's see... can't do thriller so Macarena it is!
The big die shivers in the air and suddenly drops, rolling across the plains and coming to a halt in the river. The die reads:



The log crashes through the door, splintering it to shards, and the three holding it have so much momentum that they continue across the room and crash a hole through the wall on the other side the size of the end of the log.

Inside, both Stiltzkin and Kyoko are hit by large pieces of wood although their clothing keep them from being too badly hurt.
Alright guys, lets get that stupid marble from the helmet laden halfwit halfling. On the count of three we use this log battering ram and take the door down to their cabin.


...but first, we Cabbage Patch.

ROLL INITIATIVE! MAKE US ÜBER!

Nanami! The Millennium Falcon has been repaired, I spent the whole night tinkering it. I simply needed a new spanner wrench to adjust the fuses and navigator planks and nails.

Darth Kyoko and his nefarious plan will be stopped, right?


Is it my idea or I am not the only one with hair issues? Nanami's countenance was slightly different this morning.

Stupidity is often in the eyes of the beholder, but sometimes, it’s just you who is stupid.

 

If anyone asks, I didn’t do it.  Hmmmm?

 

Today’s lucky numbers are: 4, 11, 13, 14, 26, 43

KUPOPOPOPOPOO!!! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!! MY DEATH STAR! I HAVE FOUND YOU!!!


EDIT: WHO SWAPPED MY DEATH STAR OUT FOR A CRAPPILY PAINTED MARBLE INSTEAD?!?!?! KUPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So it would seem that Mister Ryuiichi's suit has a metal closure with a pull in the back which he called a zip. Ingenious really, it made cleaning him and his suit much easier. Unfortunately he was so pleased to be released from his padded prison that he ran for the door and was thrown back inside. It would seem this happens any time he tries to leave without the suit on. He has refused to leave since this discovery. With the extra time he has devoted a good portion to trying to distract me from cleaning his suit. It would dry much faster outside in the sun but even the suit cannot leave, it would appear, without Mister Ryuiichi inside of it. A disturbingly symbiotic relationship.

Has anyone found the little Deathstar yet?

Also, I had forgotten that while my clothing is removable, the collar and chain are not. I hope this steel has been treated to resist rust.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A SINGLE ONE OF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE ANYMORE!
You don't have to wear this freackin' fat suit that you can't take off! I swear! If I ever find you Island person, I'm going to murder you in your sleep! This is so many ways of unfair!! What did I do to deserve this?! I don't even get a weapon! Just some hairy little mole-rat helpers and a gender confused Kenshin! Not that I don't like you Kenshin, but you know what I mean.
I can't take a SHOWER!! dafioqejnf1#$~!@ I keep getting ELECTROCUTED!! WHYYYYYY?!

Where's my little teddy bear minion?! I DEMAND YOU FIX THE ELECTRICITY IN THE WOMEN'S SHOWERS!!
Who's the puny, feeble peasant that stole my Death Star after I decided to take a reasonable five day nap!?!

WHO!?!

I demand to know KUPOOOOO!!
My see that tis not advissable to throw de glowing balls.

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