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Hansel ([personal profile] medieval_diabetic) wrote in [community profile] livingisland2013-01-28 02:07 am

Cabin Assignments?

It took me a little while to find the place, but it was interesting to note that this Island has 'assigned' us places to stay. Apparently I have a co-resident named Hawkeye. What kind of stupid name is that? Should I be worried that this person might literally be a hawk? It's bad enough I just had a deer bite me in the leg a little while ago getting over here. I punched that little fucker in its sadistic doe-eyed face. Probably would have turned him into deer jerky if it hadn't gotten up and bounded off the second it realized it wasn't going to make me the meal on this damn island.

These cabins are actually nicer than my old home during my childhood. Who uses metal bars to make beds stacked over each other though? Another lesson I've learned so far while being in here: Don't get near the weird three-holed electrical zappers, they will ki-

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chacha: (Devious)

[personal profile] chacha 2013-01-28 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thatz what you get for beeing a potty mowth!
voodoo_revenge: (heh?)

[personal profile] voodoo_revenge 2013-01-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
You know I hear deer are really mean even though they look so sweet. There's even signs back at home because deer attack people. You should probably go to the infirmary and get something to clean it.
voodoo_revenge: (er... you think?)

[personal profile] voodoo_revenge 2013-01-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you keep forgetting to post?
exorcisms_2000yen: (let me think about that)

[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-29 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, those ones that are really used to being fed by humans? Glad we don't have those at our Shrine.
voodoo_revenge: (lets chat)

[personal profile] voodoo_revenge 2013-01-29 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah those ones. Do you have nice ones at your shrine?
exorcisms_2000yen: (chill out)

[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-30 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's in Tokyo so we get more cats.
voodoo_revenge: (head rub)

[personal profile] voodoo_revenge 2013-01-30 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. That's not as exciting.
exorcisms_2000yen: (unlikely)

[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-30 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take cats over deer any day, those things don't care where they crap.
exorcisms_2000yen: (suspicious)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-29 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Wow a tough guy huh? That should come in handy around here... in the wilderness.

Did you live in a cave before? Hey, don't just cut out while telling us something important!

Hey! Hey, only man on the island! Hey!
exorcisms_2000yen: (suspicious)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-30 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
...three hole zapper?
exorcisms_2000yen: (unlikely)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-30 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
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Oh!

...you mean a wall outlet? I'm surprised they even have those here, and they even have electricity you say?
exorcisms_2000yen: (so you're into that sort of thing)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-30 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well it helps if you stop sticking forks, fingers or other various items into the holes.
exorcisms_2000yen: (did you hear that?)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-31 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Eh? Oh, yeah that's not good. What cabin are you in again?
exorcisms_2000yen: (suspicious)

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[personal profile] exorcisms_2000yen 2013-01-31 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh good-- I mean I haven't seen my cabin yet.

Huh? A witch? I was pretty sure it was a spirit. I mean I've been abducted by a few before.
gosh_ilovearrows: (gettin' dressed)

[personal profile] gosh_ilovearrows 2013-02-09 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Ex-cu-se you.
Hawkeye is a badass name.
It's full of meaning.