http://stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stephenjrsdad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] livingisland2009-01-03 11:35 am

Colbert Report, January 3 2009

NOOOOOOOO!!! WHY GOD WHY?!

Clearly I have done something to anger You, I will do a hundred Hail Marys!

Maybe I'm dreaming a horrible nightmare of being kidnapped again! That mus be it, surely my interns would not allow it to happen a second time. They missed me so much the last time I could see the joy in their little intern faces when I was returned. Well.. that might actually have been hangovers. From all the partying the clearly did the night they heard I'd returned. Though I'm not entirely sure how they found out I had returned. Are my interns psychic?

My subconscious remembers those awful months I spent in Island hell with Homeless Satan despite my efforts to erase the experience from my mind.

I don't suppose anyone else is still here. If I'm going to have this terrible dream I should probably try to find the little village and get away from the demonic deer.

[identity profile] grin-reaping.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And who might you be? Screamy McScreamakins? I can hear ya loud an' clear from where I am.

[identity profile] grin-reaping.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A spider, huh? Ain't that an interestin' thing ta know. Is it a screamin' spider?

I know plenty of things more hurtful than feignin' ignorance.

[identity profile] tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey.... does that mean... if there's another person that screams a lot... you'll pick on them more?

[identity profile] grin-reaping.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I pick on everyone evenly, naw, I'm lyin', you'll always be my favorite spaz, Spaz.

[identity profile] tasty-to-youkai.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
......>=O
If you come near me I'm going to have Mugetsu eat you this time!!!

[identity profile] grin-reaping.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Can his jaw unhinge to fifty or so times his size?

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAS COOKEEZ IN YOUR ICON!!! =O

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really?! I have powerfullll words too! I shuld show you! =D

[identity profile] captain-to-you.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
And pleasure to see you again too.

[identity profile] captain-to-you.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so your eyesight is working as well as your mouth. Though you don't need any aide for the latter of those I can see.

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2009-01-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW! Wut a cool costoom!!!

[identity profile] littleredclutz.livejournal.com 2009-01-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Whered you get it!?! Can I be a pyrat too?